El Güero Pesado

I reject your reality and substitute my own

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Call me a geoquessr pro because I'm going Hawaii on Idaho rn

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

miss her

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Hot girl driving a shit box is hotter than a hotter girl driving a nice car

[Maverick @BottomGroyper]

Early 2000’s parents be like: “No, we don’t let our kids watch Spongebob” and then get divorced.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

14 year old me was in that theater drooling and slobbering like a dumbass

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Total Vegas death

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

We're gonna build gray squares

[Pablo Antonio @PabloAntonio]

We will build cathedrals on Mars.

[Allie @searobbing]

SpaceX IPO has me thinking about how there doesn’t have to be so much space between us just because we’re exes now

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Shower four loko
#showerfourloko

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

"your Microsoft storage is almost full"

my what

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

My sports takes are straight from Reddit until it comes to THE CAROLINA HURRICANES LET'S GO CANES FUCK VEGAS

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Like they say, come and undo others like you want them to undo you

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Cameron Brink

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

holy 2001 mog

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Do y'all still not understand that these are all literally ads

[Literally Chad @literally_chad]

Cohabiting and her last name is still "hinge"

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

@maggotgrl420 Neta we

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

Used to drive hwy 11 for 10 minutes and couldn't see out the windshield for all the bugs

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[Stonetoss Comics @stonetoss]

in a lesbian relationship, which one takes accountability?

[El Güero Pesado @thealdeneffect]

@otherside_X42 Coulda shoulda woulda