Lemon

I am a little stitious.
No talk me I'm angy.

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

It's okay.

I will bounce from this.
As all lemons do.

[Nikky K. Ivy @Zukii_Potato]

I hate when people I don't know send me a message and they say Hola. I'm not Hispanic you fuck, go Hola somebody else.

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

People who text you after they reach places, especially after you asked them to are the bestest.

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

@tanmayee_n Lol that was exactly my first read too!

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

@potatosaysss Trick them into it?

[Chai-Shai @aashishsarda07]

I may look fine but deep down I wish Kalpana knew who Sanjay really was

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

@aditya_baru_ Not at all into Korean, but this one painted my brains on the wall:

Shinunoga e-wa

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

@Mulliken79 Koi baat nahi bebe, all accounts are small when they start out. Keep tweeting until we see a verified check mark beside your name and 7 zeroes lined up neatly behind a 1 where it says followers!

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

@AfreenAnjum11_

[🌈 Hari Chakyar | ഹരി ചാക്യാർ @harichakyar]

Ask any cat person and they'll tell you their favourite movie is Pspspsps I Love You.

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

@stfujigs

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

if i say “goodnight” and you say “gn” i hope you never wake up

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

For a change, I have nothing funny to say. That's genuinely good advice. *adamantium blades retracting noises*

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

Avoiding? I've been nose deep in a quicksand of discomfort for 29 years, bish all I'm asking is for a break goddammit!

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

Intriguing. Since you asked me just yesterday what I wanted.

Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
Just a suitcase filled with crisp and valid one million USD will do.

[spencer @Sssnakeepit]

his health bar is enormous

[Lemon @lemonyboop]

@RegimentGG @Brparadox @VeteranLeague Intriguing.

[Indrakshi Banerji @dogtordraks]

“You flatter yourself, Prince”
“And you used to be a better liar, Princess”
12 years since Prince of Persia: Sands of Time and no other line has held more sexual tension. No I will not be taking any comments on my choice. Thanks.

[Aima Khan @aimaimrankhan]

Never gets old 🤣