Clemonade

I'm not for everyone, I'm barely even for me

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

My happiest moments are when a song from the Shrek soundtrack unexpectedly comes on the radio

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

got dinner at the liquor store last night, I guess people can’t really change 😔

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

thinking about the pod racing level in Lego Star Wars

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

grand moff tarkin was the og clavicular

[Circe @vocalcry]

This is like the Counter-Reformation against ozempic

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

i'm on ebay lowballing the fuck out of everybody

[kate* @smarttommypoint]

Okay the celtics may lose but at least I'll also be alone forever

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

getting high and getting really afraid of michael jackson

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

30 goddamn years old googling how to hard boil an egg

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

It’s vanessa hudgens - “sneakernight” weather

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

what u know about this west coaster

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

im in the mirror blue steeling

[Stanzo @ncostanzo24]

The kids of Boston are fucking starved

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

i looove going to the salon, getting my hair slathered with bleach and foils then sitting under the dryer to let it all seep into my brain :)

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

is Suit & Tie the best song ever written?

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR WORM GOD

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

‘The conclusion’ MY ASS, I’ve said it before and ill say it again, Denis Villeneuve is A COWARD who won’t depict the worm god on screen!! MAKE THE PEOPLE CONSUME WORM GOD MEDIA

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has been released.

In theaters on December 18.

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

fuuuucckk the spirit of uncle o’grimacey possessed me and I forgot I’m tryna be skinnyyyy

[Clemonade @lemonyclemons]

Costco hot dog, they could never make me hate you