Melanie Clarke

Happily married with loads of children,grandchildren,a dog budgies an a few chickens thrown into the mix.

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

Liars and cheats pip me rite off little fibs i can put up with #totallytitsedoffisme

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

Well if i aint got it now f**k it just gonna enjoy it merry christmas x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

Omg x factor is totally shhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiittttttte!

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@SyfyUK one more sleep till w13 sooooo excited i love it x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@Jack_W_Clarke u always were a messy eater an a mard arse how ya doin?

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@itvthismorning todays chef on this morning bored me to death thank god for ruth+eamon keepin me interested x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@Jack_W_Clarke pussy bet u eat apple sauce wiv ya chops x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

Totally sucked in sci fi style lov w13

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

W13 thursday is the best night of the week

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

Yo choo doin x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

Words failed me after louis walshes performance last nite seems x factor isnt about singing after all

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@Jack_W_Clarke all awake here to lucy an izzy shoutin wet willy @ ungodley '0' clock x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@Jack_W_Clarke nomnomnomnom!

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@Jack_W_Clarke yo x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@therealgokwan plz plz can u say a big hello to poor me got leg strapped up hurt my knee an feelin quite sorry for myself xxxx

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@BBC_Springwatch why did chris call the tree creeper chicks kingfisher was he waiting for different clip to b shown?

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

Well i hope paul mcartney sounds better live than he does in our surround sound coz he sounds a wee bit shite x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@JohnBishop100 ive just seen a picture of barry gibb from years ago on a tribute to robin an you so look like him your like dopplegangers x

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@itvthismorning once a child is weened and can eat healthily would u really want to be popping ya boobs out to a toddler?

[Melanie Clarke @lemonymel]

@_dee_dee in the land of nod c u in da mo x