King Gruntfuttock

King Gruntfuttock, Grand Caliph of Peasmoldia.

[King Gruntfuttock @lemora]

#AddSauceToAFilm

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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@RonaEdwards Ironically, his felony convictions preclude him from being employed at McDonalds

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#polesatdoggingstations

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@MarinaHyde Surprised no-one’s mentioned the theme to ‘It’s the Garry Shandling Show’

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@ceefaux Jerusalem Artichoke, surely

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@benpunter Hundreds and Thousands

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@MooseAllain That joke is a bit meta

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@ceefaux Loving your work. Reminds me of a hacked tv listing I submitted to The Poke a couple of years ago.

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@b3ta

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@quantick Don’t Go Readin’ The Chart #eltonspecs

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Dogtooth, the musical #cze #Eurovision2023

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Chancer-lor of the Ex-chequor!

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@stanahrens Murder? She croaked

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@mayhem_festival Here’s one I prepared earlier…

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@PollyAnders This means nothing to me…

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Now, off you fuck!

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So, next year in Moscow, then #Eurovision

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Bazinga #AUS #Eurovision