Lena Tsysar 🇺🇦

26 y/o. Tech enthusiast. Ops manager. Shadow crew of shadow anti shadow projects.

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Tweets on this page will ultimately ruin my career in 5-10 years. Let’s see which tweet that would be.

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Шоб організувати передачу надважливих таблеток через 3 країни, 7 людей, 4 райони Києва, в умовах війни та блекаутів, мені треба було задіяти знання з книги «Встань та вбий першим».

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.@chesscom i literally checkmated him in 17 moves!!!!!

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staying is always a choice. It won’t be rewarded in any way except by the pretentious moral story you made up in your head. exhausting part is acting like that story, or that person, is a reason

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im going through a weird kind of grief with my job rn

when you believe in a team and manager that deeply, you don’t just quit when things stop working-even when you know you’re obv employable.

u grieve it, rationalize it, and keep finding one more reason to stay even when it doesn’t make sense.

ive talked to so many people and still no one can give me the answer I’m looking for.

i know why I’m staying. there’s only one reason, and it’s stupid af objectively. which is probably why this feels so messy

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russia hit the warehouses. my bro needs the hormones to function. country’s out. so next week i’m in europe doing a pharmacy heist that is unfortunately legal. your rockets can take me, not my family, scum

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*almost successful
Daaaamn

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So coworkers started fight in internal chat. This is how it’s gonna fall. Hate being observer of this. I just wanna do my ops things, play padel and chess.

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Keep me out of your corporate drama, plz
I have my own drama in my head, and Im mostly successful with not engaging people into that, by fighting on my own. Not there yet, but I’m trying! You should try too!

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so fckin mad at creative team for not fixing ONE WORDING on the creo, i’m genuinely considering giving my notice tomorrow

EVERYONE IS DONE WITH THIS UNIT. EVERYONE. except the core team, who are bravely fighting to keep corpse alive

atp just let us go. it’s kinder at this point

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first time in my career I’ve stumbled into a genuine zugzwang

every legal move worsens the position

love that for me. so young, still discovering new ways to lose the game.

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conference season is coming up. once again, not for the people actually making the money

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Sorry, Karl Marx, I happen to have 20 bucks

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життя прекрасне, коли твої друзі роблять такі інтро 😍

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Хочу поміняти назву посади на Head of smth, щоб мені легально писали «шо ти, голова»

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Getting to know that 75% of your core team is just going through motion is heavy

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A company can handle people leaving.
It’s the ones who leave emotionally but stay physically that slowly kill the place.
They don’t start fires, they just stop bringing water.

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Wednesday actually ended with me saying, “it’s become hard to work with you,” to the person I respected the most. Thursday is cookin ig

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Week started with evacuating a train in the pouring rain because of a russian missile threat, soaking my corporate laptop in the process. Can’t wait to see what Wednesday has planned

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@chesscom This streak is abt attendance, not skill

[Lena Tsysar 🇺🇦 @lena_tsysar]

Я ніколи не звикну, як таксисти перепитують, коли сідаєш в машину «в інститут раку, так?»