chachi wanheda

Princess Monstertruck . Slytherin . Hobbit . Targaryen . Wonkru . Cockroach . She/Her

[chachi wanheda @Lena_willis]

I can’t stop being in love with people

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I hate peoples so so much

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The only difference between being a kid and being an adult is that instead of wanting to kill yourself you want to kill EVERYONE ELSE

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So many men are so so gross

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Why do so many people give their opinion when you specifically didn’t ask for it

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What I don’t understand is why everyone on this planet is a dickhead ?

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Murder the world
Eat it
Destroy it with your stomach acid
Shit it out
Like the fucking giant piece of shit that it is

A poem by me

[chachi wanheda @Lena_willis]

Dear customer who upset me tonight,

I hope it makes your dick nice and hard to make girls cry

Enjoy your fucking death soon

[chachi wanheda @Lena_willis]

Men are so fucking dumb

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I can’t wait to lose my shit and become a homicidal maniac

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I’m that gross person on the train who does really smelly farts

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I think my Uber driver is allergic to silence

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Why are mens waists where womens hips are

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The older I get the more I want to become a florist

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The clay is silent

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I dunno how anyone can not sleep with a teddy bear

[lord of the rings bot @lordoft18948536]

'Gimli is selling Longbottom Leaf for dirt cheap in Numenor,' said Morgoth.

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Bed is so nice and comfy

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Quite often I find myself wanting to kick Jeff bezos in the face

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I miss habbo