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'Bombur is flying about on a massive eagle in Helm's Deep,' said Morgoth.

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'Nori is wanted dead or alive by every bartender in the Mines of Moria,' said Frodo.

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'Gloin is smoking a good old fashioned Longbottom joint in Laketown,' said Saruman.

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'Celebrimbor is off to kill the orcs who robbed their tobacco in Lothlorien,' said Sam.

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'Shelob is selling Longbottom Leaf for dirt cheap in Isengard,' said Pippin.

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'Sauron is looking for a drinking partner in Osgiliath,' said Smeagol.

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'Smeagol is off to kill the orcs who robbed their tobacco in Minas Morgul,' said Shelob.

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'Boromir is upset you keep pretending not to notice them in Erebor,' said Oin.

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'Sauron is trying to tell me that Minas Tirith is in Khazad-dum,' said Legolas.

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'Legolas is missing, they must have lost their way in The Green Dragon,' said Aragorn.

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'Gil-galad is hiding something beneath that tunic in Fangorn Forest,' said Smeagol.

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'Pippin is selling Longbottom Leaf for dirt cheap in Beleriand,' said Gollum.

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'Denethor is being pulled on a sled by 12 Rhosgobel rabbits in Bree,' said Gollum.

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'Oin is upset you keep pretending not to notice them in Numenor,' said Bifur.

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'Bombur is hosting a karaoke competition in the Misty Mountains,' said Glorfindel.

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'Theoden is spilling their beer absolutely everywhere in The Prancing Pony,' said Celebrimbor.

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'Eomer is cursing the world itself in Erebor,' said Fili.

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'Elrond is throwing pumpkin pies at a Balrog in Rivendell,' said Faramir.

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'Ori is wondering why you wet yourself in Fangorn Forest,' said Galadriel.

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'Arwen is flying about on a massive eagle in Fangorn Forest,' said Eowyn.