lena

you're like if scott disick was 4'11 and a girl

raging/bitch

[lena @lenaaajm]

forgot about this app icl

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

today I learned about a southern tradition in the most embarrassing way

[Naked Numerology ® @OneLuckyGirl_28]

The LUCKIEST Signs in 2025

1. CANCER
2. Aries
3. Gemini
4. Sagittarius
5. Libra
6. Capricorn

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[melon bar osu @somanymyflag]

i already fucked up 2026 will be my year

[Rohan Singh @haan_singh91]

I went here and everyone said they knew you

[Lu Lu💕 @LucciVee]

Bella looked Jacob dead in his face & said “I love you but dont make me choose cuz it’ll be him..it was ALWAYS him” bro I would have turned into a wolf & ate dat bitch so fast 😭🤣

[tori 🪩🥂🍒 @bensonscully]

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

[zay dante @zaydante]

I love saying “I fear…” about shit that isn’t scary. I’m getting ramen tonight I fear…

[blue @bluewmist]

my therapist just told me, “if you’re always having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little people.” wow.

[greg @greg16676935420]

This pepper is about to RUIN Christmas

[$ @aliyahvallen]

that’s easter boo

[Pota Norimaki @BasedPota18]

Finally a legitimate critique of cars

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Where did you come from bitch

- me to cotton eyed joe

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

THIS DIVA

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 12/22 in Aries: There’s something on the horizon. It can’t be measured in the usual way. If you can dream of it, it’s yours. Dream big.

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

-Jeffrey Dahmer

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Dave Franco pick up the phone