Len Cassamas

Stretching the limits of my ubiquity since 1959. Also verifiably sane as clams.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Just by the way, I wasn’t talking about you. I was talking about another douche nozzle I’ve known. #adventuresinsubtweeting

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Here’s some subtweeting for you; He put the “nozzle” in the phrase “douche nozzle.” He also contributed the “douche.”

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Take, literally, one minute out of your life to watch the trailer for my soon-to-be-in-production film, Grand Delusion. It is free and comes with no further commitment. WARNING: You may find yourself laughing. https://t.co/nVMv2ZF6O5 via @YouTube

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

@colbertlateshow I just call him Dumbo. Or Ex-President Dumbo if I’m feeling respectful. #HeWhoShallBeNamed

[Becca - Vote Ossoff/Bottoms @Becca2bBarnes]

Look it's me in the thumbnail!!! Adorable film by the inimitable @lencassamas

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

@marcmaron I can beat that. I turned 61 today. Kid.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

For anyone who didn’t have a chance to pop by the shops before my birthday today, you can give me a birthday present without spending anything more than 11 minutes and 51 seconds of your life by watching my short film, The Miracle of Weatherstripping, at https://t.co/vf0X2QqTKU.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

@JohnCleese Every time I watch one particular episode of Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled, I keep thinking this one gentleman behind Marcus Brigstocke is you. Any chance?

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Okay, so last Monday, I did an FB post in which I quoted British comedian Jimmy Carr that “the gene pool needs a little chlorine.” If Donnie Dimwit saw that & mistook a comedian for a physician, I apologize. I was being ironic, the intelligent person’s version of sarcasm.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Well, @MrNishKumar, I just around to listening to last week’s @TheNewsQuiz yesterday, & you hit it out of the park. (That’s American for “bloody well done.”)

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

If you want to understand why people at the rallies the Criminal-in-Chief likes to slather himself with attention with, just watch The Price Is Right audience. They’re not evil people. They’re just hysterical. You can also use The Bacchae by Euripides as a point of reference.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

@DaveGorman If this is the sort of person who is blocking you, you must be doing something right. Keep up the good work!

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

As fun as it is to feel outraged, outrage is actually a fog & getting people outraged is a form of misdirection. It is not wrong to be concerned about things or to try to effect change you think worthwhile; it is simply a waste of time & energy to be outraged while you do so.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Dear @realDonaldTrump, you don’t seem to understand what the word “treason” means. Have one of your sycophants look it up for you. They can look up “sycophant” while they’re at it. Or, to make it easier for you, if you want to know what treason is, look in a mirror.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

@doctecazoid Happy birthday, Tom! I hope you have a wonderful day today and a splendid year to come.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Dear @NewYorker, while I admire Barry Blitt’s skill as an artist, His Trumpiness’s hair does not make policy. Neither do his hands or his complexion. What does make policy is his tiny little brain. Let’s focus on what matters.

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Dear #Twitter,

I don’t need you to curate my timeline, which stops being a timeline when you curate it. Mitts off.

Your pal,

Len

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

The Sociopathic-Numbskull-in-Chief’s response to it being pointed out that he is a racist lackwit: “I know what you are, but what am I?”

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

I just wanted to let you guys know that, in honor of Canada Day, an American family in Atlanta just watched Team Leroy, The Old Generation win the bonspiel & the Clavett Cup again. Brilliant as always. @BrentButt @nancyRtweets @LorneCardinal @fredewanuick @TSpencerNairn

[Len Cassamas @lencassamas]

Can anyone say, “Gulf of Tonkin”?