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[lendapop @lendapop777]

Life’s all about ass. We’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or acting like one.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it pays my internet… which is almost the same thing.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Whoever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Broccoli: “I look like a tree.” Walnut: “I look like a brain. ” Mushroom: “I look like an umbrella.” Banana: “Dude?! Change the topic.”

[lendapop @lendapop777]

The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

When your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me” you are supposed to turn around and say : “I sure hope not !”

[lendapop @lendapop777]

“You look pretty today.” … Was I ugly yesterday?

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Going to school with 10 pens and coming home with only
one xD

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

When life gives you lemons, add vodka, and throw a party.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

First I played hard to get, now he is playing hard to forget.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Internet Connection Failed: ? Wait Patiently ? Rape the refresh button 10 million times!

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Edward isn’t a vampire. He lives in a forest. He doesn’t eat people & he sparkles. HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

here are 2 types of people.
1.Hi bolkar gayab hojane wale
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2.Bye bolkar 2 Ghante sar khane wale. tongue emoticon tongue emoticon

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Dear chairs, I know you get more ass, but I get more head. Sincerely, Pillows.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

I’m fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

Dear Lord Voldemort, all you have to do is LIE. Sincerely, Pinochio.

[lendapop @lendapop777]

I know I’m not perfect, I’m vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless!

[lendapop @lendapop777]

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.