brandon leng

[🚛💨 @CreoleCockpit_9]

Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

Wait for the smoothest car transition ever

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

became an adult in the $80 full tank, $2,500 apartment, $20 chipotle burrito era

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[Nebrasketball Buzz @Husker_buzz]

Yes and that guy is fucking dead have some respect

[abel @abelstacx]

This like a War criminal teaching king von how to aim better

[𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖. @fwboymike]

“it’s just a bad day bro”

nahh man, it been 6 years:

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

She won. I haven’t dated in 4 years.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Charles @charliefx_]

The game only ends when the coffin closes

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

my mom commented on my page and said I was funny, somebody commented under her and said “he’s not gonna let you hit” so I’m just letting y’all know I’m throwing my career away to go kill bro with a hammer 🫡 its been fun y’all 😎

[ella mental🩷 @bajanese_]

He may be a prick but everything he cusses these women about is actually legit things.
Tf you mean the child missed school coz you couldn’t be bothered to wake him up?

[usuario de instagram @usuario_deinsta]

*Enviado hace 12 horas*

Historia hace 58 segundos.

[yoxic @yoxics]

Adapt was fearing for his life after a wild brown bear ran directly infront of him in order to catch a salmon

"my heart is beating out of my chest, I thought it was over"

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When your phone hits you with the “a year ago today”

[Rage 🔞 @rageinpeople]

I'm not yet the man I want to be,
but I'm far from the boy I once was.

[🌸 @guloona_der]

Repost for good fortune

[literalmente eu posts @personagenscore]

mano teve a experiência completa do filme

[Shikhar Sagar @crazy__shikhu]

So this mf was not lying when he said he doesn't know what V-Max was

And whole theatre was like , he is lyin 😂😭😭

#SpidermanBranNewDay

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This might genuinely be one of the funniest tweets I’ve seen in a while 😭😭