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[Erika 🇳🇴 @Erisalyoshy]

A guy who used to be my friend when I was 14 found out I’m trans now and asked if he could fuck me. When I said no, he replied “come on we were bros”?????

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

I checked your location and saw the United States… I’m relieved. 😭

Down here in +234, you need to own a house and a car just to date a cake and parfait vendor.

And you must be earning at least ₦5 million a month to settle down with a nail and lash tech.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I recently found out my grandmother has been catfishing her entire book club for three years by pretending she read all the books when she's actually just been watching the movie adaptations on 1.5x speed the night before meetings. She got caught because she kept passionately defending scenes that were only in the films. When confronted, she said "I'm 73 years old, I don't have time to read 300 pages about someone's emotional journey through Italy" and then she quit the book club and started a movie club with the same women. They all joined. She's their president now.

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Niggas be shooting niggas for shooting niggas that shot niggas for shooting other niggas

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

She Done Farted & Woke Her Self Up talking Bout Huh.. bitch You Know I Ain't Said Nun

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[weather @dsxf234161]

it took her 9 months to make a joke

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

You’re scared to start because you might not get the support you need. My dad always says nunua gari, ikikwama kwa matope utaita watu waskume. But you can’t start telling people to get prepared to push a car that doesn’t exist. We anza, the way becomes clearer as you go.

[Yokolvd 👍 @marperfig]

Yo con el culo de una peruana en pleno covid-19 después de negarle un beso a mi pobre weli

[yedoye @yedoye_]

woke up today thinking about how plankton has to watch porn on his wife

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

Nigga got chased by😂😂

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[unholytrini 👁️‍🗨️ @unholytrinii]

some chicks have dicks, some dudes have tits, fuck the knicks, SPURS IN 6!!!!