Wizard Dude

I gots me some spells of magic that make my foes ends tragic, yo!

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

@nevermindjody Foreboding! And accurate...

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

Story time! #fictionary #catsinmedia #catbodypositivity

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

@nevermindjody Ironically, that's a trick question. Can't fault a Prius for dreaming.

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

The Illustrated Fictionary is finally available to purchase!
https://t.co/MWUkOjwY3x
#newbook #Selfpublishing #Fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

This may be the last comic I post online for a long time...
because I'm getting ready to put it in print! Currently going over the notes that I got back from the editor (AKA my mom [AKA the queen of post-its]).
Anyway, be extra careful this flu season!
https://t.co/Rnz3v6aCn2

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

@AEMarling @wizards_magic @NumotTheNummy I told them this would happen when they stopped teaching morse in school...

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

Sweet dreams are made of this,
who are knights to disagree?
https://t.co/lZJoWkCSBl #WrestfulWizardWrath

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

In our world of convenience and engineering, fruit no longer has a season and no longer needs a reason.
https://t.co/jYOP1rpRlM #WatermelonSuckers #fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

FEEL...MY...WREATH!
https://t.co/72gjYr4TgY
#falalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala #fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

@nevermindjody @ellle_em Eeeeon.

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

@nevermindjody You look like you've seen the horrors of war in an age in which many easily treatable diseases run rampant due to ignorance! Well done!

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

Excessive politeness does exist, and you should feel bad about it. Sorry about that. Whoops.
https://t.co/kt5hgCc4Ie #NotesOfOldLeather #fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

Hoping that this new president will finally allow the truth being taught to our children.
https://t.co/poqcOyLfat #IDontHaveChildren #fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

Whole lotta vassalating goin' on in that there white house...
https://t.co/8MLRdHqluu #ThrowingSHADEnfreude #fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

@feliciaday Oh no! I only voted twice!

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

The quote in this one really did happen to me, and I really did take pride in it. Thanks to @nevermindjody for catching the typo in this one!
https://t.co/Khn8aawyvI
#IAlsoHateMe #fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

Don't let the holidays interfere with healthy eating habits!
https://t.co/LOYkwH7Veg
#hallowhenever #fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

Success comes at a price... but they took one look at my robes and threw me out of the store.
https://t.co/kZgIwJ7SRe
#ThePathToSuccessStartsWithReincarnation #fictionary

[Wizard Dude @LenhardBenjamin]

Been wearing my somberero all too often lately...
https://t.co/J3xUKUcieQ #tragicomic #hatsallfolks #fictionary