helen bice

Irish temper, animal lover, cancer warrior. I love to cook, clean, and read.

[helen bice @lenilee72]

@UberFacts A guy asked what week of the month I got my period so he could plan accordingly.

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Some guy at the bar is on the phone with a new love interest. He just said, “no. I don’t drink a lot. I haven’t even shit my pants in years.” #thingsbartendershear

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@JessicaVosk I feel like you could have ended it at “don’t follow us.” LOL

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@PadmaLakshmi Kyle. I want it to be Kyle.

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@JessicaVosk Benedict Cumberland t ##. Meh. I’ll take it!

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@JessicaVosk I want you to do that regardless

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@USPS hey @Usps and @USPSHelp is this how packages are now delivered? Twice in a month have packages been folded and shoved in our mailbox. #Unacceptable.

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@Andy thank you for the Kathryn video! ❤️

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@capthlr You’re a class act. Thank you for the video.

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@askjillian I am an adjuster. I’m happy to look over the paperwork and photos and give you some direction!

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@JessicaVosk Girl. Your legs. 💚

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@Mathieu05595816 @LAFitness

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3am... listening to four customers outline the rules of their pending partner switch. Just go home. #bartender

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@JessicaVosk You can stay with me!! Bring Fred!

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@wig4usc @askjillian ONLY from McD’s!! My husband must have gone twice a day for a while!

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@mrmichaelball YES!!!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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@terre_carroll @askjillian I used to drink a Slurpee during treatment.

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@askjillian I had one in my chest. Uncomfortable, but not painful. Praying for you!

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Binging #supernatural while reading a book about divine magic. Goodbye forever sleep, we had a good run.