simon said so.

thoughts. most of them not deep. IT. Grumpy, but kind. he/him.

[simon said so. @lenire]

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

[simon said so. @lenire]

At least it wasn’t a SharePoint list. 🤷

[Fred Smith @FredSmith914]

If you're appalled to find a group of engineers using Excel in a way that doesn't make a ton of sense but does work, you may not be cut out to lead an F1 team

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

Anyone else getting that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach that feels like that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach in the spring of 2016?

[simon said so. @lenire]

@notshenetworks It’s not the heat it’s the humidity

[simon said so. @lenire]

@notshenetworks This trumps my neighbor that catapulted a possum at me one night.

Is there any recourse for neighbors like that?

[trash jones @jzux]

coworker: hey circling back on that thing we talked about in december

me: stop living in the past

[simon said so. @lenire]

@kr8tr It was great knowing you.

[simon said so. @lenire]

@notshenetworks I’m horrified this advice had to be given.

[simon said so. @lenire]

@AshleyEsqueda “It’s a small…”

On brand…

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

I’m actually curious. Why are so many mobile game ads fucking bizarre?

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

is it supposed to do that ?

[shenetworks @shenetworks]

It’s a good time to retweet this 👀

[simon said so. @lenire]

@captain_narava @ask_aubry Mine snores…

[simon said so. @lenire]

@notshenetworks IN TUBES.

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

Okay, so let me see if I've got this straight.

Coffee can cause migraines.

LACK of coffee can ALSO cause migraines.

And if you DO get a migraine, what should you have?

Coffee.

This is why I don't believe in god.

[simon said so. @lenire]

@notshenetworks Dallas is flat. Pan handle is flat (excluding cap rock canyon)

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

American Christianity has to be delineated as its own thing at this point. these guys think Return of the Jedi is scripture and really happened

[simon said so. @lenire]

Hell yeah.

[“paula” @paularambles]

one day you're young, hip, and carefree and the next you're in a work call hearing yourself say that “there are a lot of moving pieces”

[simon said so. @lenire]

@TxWomenRock @notshenetworks Lots of treats is the secret.