Beatrice

[Beatrice @lenismyhero]

@LenInTheOffice what other side effects do you experience from @UPSshipping?

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@LenInTheOffice stop telling people that your dry elbows are from your dad's carpet business that closed in '95. @UPSshipping is to blame.

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@LenInTheOffice Where are you?

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@LenInTheOffice why have you been silent for so long? Are you up to no good with @UPSshipping ?

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@LenInTheOffice I can't find your social security card. Where did you ship it to this time? Let's hope @UPSshipping can track it. Again.

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@LenInTheOffice breakfast is ready. Would you stop trying to be caller 103 for B Bash tix? That ended two hours ago.

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@LenInTheOffice aren't you at home asleep and this is your nightmare?

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@LenInTheOffice Despite what you believe, no one on your flight is humored by your attempts to direct traffic.

[Beatrice @lenismyhero]

@LenInTheOffice @upsshipping @beverlygelfand Why are you so confused?

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@LenInTheOffice what's on the menu Tuesday?

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@LenInTheOffice congrats on the six pound weight loss.

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@LenInTheOffice what are you going to do next week since there's only bacon for breakfast one morning?

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@LenInTheOffice ! Now why are you kicking the dog???

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@LenInTheOffice !!! You're not supposed to lick the dog!!!!

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@LenInTheOffice What do you want for dessert today?

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@LenInTheOffice Then what is your new outfit for? @upsshipping @beverlygelfand @greyghost9

[Beatrice @lenismyhero]

@LenInTheOffice When is your Broadway debut? @upsshipping @beverlygelfand @greyghost9

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@LenInTheOffice why does this guy say he knew you back in the day? I am confused. @greyghost9 @BeverlyGelfand

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@LenInTheOffice what about your bologna with mustard and chips? @GreyGhost9 isn't the sane now that you switched your lunch M.O.

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@LenInTheOffice how do you think that makes @upsshipping feel? Are you THAT inconsiderate?