james leonard

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[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@GylesB1
Dear Gyles
Today I spat my tea everywhere when your parting statement on SRWP was “goodbye I’m off to fuck some butter”… pretty good for a non-swearer 🤔😂

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@BBCSpringwatch
I don’t want to be a keyboard warrior but what’s up with the bloke with the exaggerated Bristol accent??? I’ve lived in the area all my life & never come across anyone that speaks like that 🤔🤣

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@JadeB_HR Have you been watching the 6 nations?… most England fans will be relieved that we didn’t get hammered 🤣

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@OnlyConnectQuiz nope, can’t watch…

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

The people who delete these words of the natural world (eg Kingfisher, wren) from children’s dictionaries….. Who are they? What/who allows them to do this? They don’t represent me!!! #Winterwatch

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

Just salt & pepper mate... can I please join #eggclub?

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@garyplayer @jacknicklaus @PNCchampionship I’m still massively grateful for a few tips at Goose Valley when I first started playing almost 2 years ago 🙂 hope to be there in Jan🤞

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

Daft Cunt is playing at my house...

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@JDSports been waiting for a pair of @PUMA future riders size 9 for around a month... at last they came up on the site today & I went through the rigmarole of ordering online twice only to be told they’re out of stock when I got to the billing window. Bloody annoying, please sort

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

#bakeoff @JamesBlunt makes me laugh but I want to slag him off so he can take me down...

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

Where’s Mr Siddiqui, he’s mint... #Gogglebox

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@BBC6Music Mary Anne Hobbs trips nicely off the tongue... makes me think ‘Hairy Man Slobs’ might be a good band name? Lenny Somerset

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@efcmarty78 😂😂... I’ve just built a new one!! It’s not as solid though 😆

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

R Williams Barnet WTF?

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

According to siri, Rylan is 705 ft above sea level #ItTakesTwo that’s fookin’ tall...

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

@Drew_Turner1 I don’t hate anything mate (apart from maybe horse flies) whatever floats your boat or makes you a decent person is ok with me...

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

I don’t want Australia to win ‘cus I’m English & love South Africa but I take my hat off Warner, he’s learnt from all the bad shit & is just doing his thing... #AUSvSA

[james leonard @lenlennylenz]

Emily you’ve done it again.... brilliant #thecure #Glastonbury2019

[Angharad Lee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏴‍☠️ @AngharadLee]

Wow McDonald's #WarOnPlastic Willing to sell shit to young kids but scared shitless of them when they arrive on your property with a complaint? Nice one....

[Laura Raymond @Lauramraymond]

Oh embarrassing for ⁦@McDonalds⁩ press office #WarOnPlastic #mcdonaldstoys well done girls !