Leana Marie

like Jackie Burkhart but gayer. JSS🖤 she|her|hers || Instagram: lalalenny

[Leana Marie @lenmarie23]

blacked out in Barnes and Noble, woke up with 3 new books and an iced coffee

[nell @lesIiebens]

the “trump will save tiktok” promise is designed to distract you from shit like this btw

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

and this is the man yall chose to run the country,,, yall truly never get to complain about allegations harming men’s life ever again.

[Leana Marie @lenmarie23]

@benegotherit I think it was a bank robber on I almost got away with it who said “nobody is going to stop the guy walking with a cup of coffee and accuse him of a crime”

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

a guy friend once bragged to me about having almost no pics with his lifelong friend so i said “when you tell your kids and grandkids stories about a person so integral to your life, how do you think you’ll feel when you have no way of showing them someone so meaningful”

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Just a reminder to the people still here:

Kamala had a plan to lower food costs, cut student debt, 25k help with buying a first home, 6K for a new baby, 3K a year to help with children, a plan to make housing more available by blocking private equity from buying homes, and

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

For the MAGA in the backrow. I circled Donald Trump's name where it appears on Epstein's flight list.

You are welcome. 😉 Not that you care.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[jxke @jakemorell]

“close the borders, we’re tired of felons walking into this country”

motherfucker you just elected one as the goddamn president of the united states of america

[Donovan @d0n0vaaaan]

I had a coworker tell me he voted for Tr*mp since he thought Kamala was evil. I mentioned that he voted for a convicted felon (34 counts) and he didn’t believe me. I pulled up an article to show him and he just responded with “I didn’t know that”…

That’s why we’re here.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

The thing about leopards is eventually they will eat you too.

Your favorite local restaurant closing because the nice family who owns it getting deported. You thought they were some of the “good ones.” The price of produce skyrocketing even before the camps are built as immigrants flee. Your daughter dying of sepsis because the lawyers feel it’s too risky to perform that D&C.

No more FAFSA for your kids college because you didn’t know that was part of the Department of Education. Veterans having their benefits cut because they rolled back the PACT Act as too expensive. That factory in town that was going to build chips and employ your kids never breaking ground because of the repeal of the CHIPs act. The bridge that was going to cut your commute in half being canceled because of the repeal of the Infrastructure Act.

That sweet government job that you’ve loved because you can work 8 hours a day and fish on the weekends has been slated for a MAGA Schedule F slot because it controls funding for contracts that will go to Republican donors, so you’re fired without cause or any union protections.

You’ll blame Biden or the local Democrats probably. But it will be fine because Elon promised it would be uncomfortable at first but it will get better. You were just so sure it would be uncomfortable for…you know…”those people.” Not you.

But that’s leopards for you. They eat whatever is available.

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[The Stuttering Sissy @chulito_jotito]

This man lost to Biden.

Lost by ALOT.

If you think that this is ANYTHING other than misogyny at play you’re lying to yourself.

She is THE most qualified candidate on YEARS.

She is viciously intelligent and driven.

She is losing ground with MEN, latine & Blk voters.

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[KNIFE ANGEL @godlovesgoths]

My zoomer girlfriend was saying that she thinks Chapel Roan's music is too baby queer and I as a queer elder had to remind her that back in my day if we wanted representation in pop music we only had Adam Lambert

[AntiDisplacementCoup @AsterZephyrIsis]

not these elementary school kids voting to name their school after the butch lesbian janitor who does the work of five men 😭

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

Happy #IndigenousPeoplesDay

[Monica ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 @Utterly_Jean]

The thing that bugs women about the postpartum post is that women are asked to put aside their desires for 10+ months. During pregnancy you can't drink, smoke or eat certain foods. Your body hurts you might throw up for months. Childbirth is excruciating. It's a huge sacrifice.

Men sacrificing pleasure for a few weeks shouldn't be too big of an ask.