Lennae Elizabeth

I'm Lennae.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

People who Facebook call should have their own section in hell.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

I’m attracted to men.

I also fuckin’ hate them.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

Just fully processed the fact that our Snapchat 2022 memories are about to make us feel 27 emotions in 3 minutes or whatever.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

You can try Jesus but not me.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

I’m such an “I love you byeee” person when ending a phone call and I’m unapologetic about it.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

One of my hinge matches just told me I matched w/ his roommate.. Lol I love trying to date in 2022.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

Are your best friends really supporting your “hot girl summer” mentality if they don’t encourage you to finally start your OF?

[Cesar @isthatcesar]

she’s a 10 but she likes taking naps so she’s a 20

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

My bf really just said to me “You drive like you’re a cat with 9 lives” Exfuckin’scuseme sir? I get from point A to point B every time, that’s the mission and I complete it.
Safety for myself and others? Very questionable at times. That tid bit is true.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

I really just told my honey that I didn’t like him right now because he wouldn’t help me pick out an outfit knowing damn well I wouldn’t like his 2 cents anyhow but I’m still annoyed. This is normal right?

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

Question for the public:

Has anyone ever had an ICE COLD Corona? I swear that beer never gets cold cold. Am I crazy?

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

If snap would allow us to change our @‘s that’d be greatly appreciated.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

Having to sit down on the 🚽 after leg day is a feeling I’d wish upon my enemies to feel every second of their lives.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

It should be illegal to post 30+ videos on snap of a concert you went to. Like yes I’m happy YOU enjoyed it, but I’m sure as fuck not diggin’ your shakey blurry ass videos.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

He sings along to Disney music w/ me, I’m in fuckin’ love

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

Casually sent the new man I’m talking to 11 messages on accident.. is he gonna stay around? TBD. 😂

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

Men act like it’s such a surprise when we take off our makeup, like okay Brad you look a whole hell of a lot different with sunglasses and a hat on, let’s fuckin go bro.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

Just met a man that puts ketchup on his tacos.. if that’s not a HUUUUGE red fucking flag then idk what is.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

Cheese truly does make this whole living thing a lot more bearable.

[Lennae Elizabeth @lennaeee_]

A man just responded to me saying “I know by the way you’re texting me that your eyebrows are on point today” and honestly I’ve never been so flattered for someone calling me out on my sass and knowing how I act when I feel like ✨that bitch✨