Lenny

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.

[Lenny @lennybeasy]

Why are the viral tweets on my feed always in portuguese

[JB @JBanned__]

Big up my taxi driver. He’s shuttled me all over place this week.

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

So you’re telling me that Brazil won five titles, many long ago, last made the title game in 2002, and since has largely starred in cartoonish losses?

Is Brazil Indiana basketball?

[m @lightnds]

when u finally start liking someone and decide to check his following and it looks like he does nails for living

[Lenny @lennybeasy]

@caraanic 😍😍😍

[ً @BronzeAgeBWC]

Not going to lie as a white dude, if you only date Asian chicks your a massive pussy

[Lenny @lennybeasy]

Bring the #spreadsheet to iu bv

[Dixon Cider, MBA @dixcider65]

Anybody else have a crazy ex talking stage

[Lenny @lennybeasy]

@handslikevap0r @legsrule0 @plzseekhelp You clearly didn’t grow up listening to brockhampton cuz thats sick but u hate seeing people find joy in anything

[ida @saintgumi]

chinese tourists are s tier tourists they travel to the most niche cities ever

[INSIDE THE GAMECOCKS 🐔🤙🏻 @InsideGamecocks]

What a fucking tweet

[𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙝🦦® @NewEraZach]

Elijah Sarratt’s nickname being Waffle House cuz he’s always open is fucking hard asf lmao

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

Don't attach yourself to:
- a person
- a project
- a company
- an organization

Attach yourself to:
- a goal
- a calling
- a mission
- a purpose

[Lenny @lennybeasy]

@soxfraud

[Lenny @lennybeasy]

@RobertNMyer Might need backup for that

[Lenny @lennybeasy]

@FurrStayFlowin Fat dans supremacy