Lenny Feder

Murray State ‘10. Family man. Afraid of all Women. 4x Rehab MVP. Father of 12. Spearmint Rhino’s #1 Customer.

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

I might be letting into my feminine side at the moment. I am sipping on an aperol spritz right now. #questionable

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

I hate how these old lunker dudes at lifetime be trying their very best to stay naked. Like bro you’re holding a towel so fucking wear it!!!! I got a good feeling there is an underground competition for who can stay naked the longest.🤙

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Dealers name tn was phontip. Bet yall can guess what happened. #sadride

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Dudes be just turning 18 and talm bout “let’s go casino” thinking they on some oceans 11 shi. Just to walk laps with a free pink lemonade just to watch ballers (like me) bet big. Get it together boys my days.

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

@ManGuapoFosho @DerekMc34 @ClydePickens7 @Heatgib88 @TravisPillswer0 We will miss bro😢😢@DerekMc34 I’m gonna hit up my little slut of a dealer to show up and start huckin me some chips on the house to toss to Derek😂💪 road to a million tonight. #gotime

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

One of my boys actually just texted me the word “yardy” and when I asked what tf it means dude said “you already know” I’m already having a bad day and this just fucked it even more. Hope I never hear it again😂💪 #airball

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Just witnessed 2 guys learning to do backflips for the first time and they out here acting like they won the lottery. It’s like bro you DID NOT win the lottery and your not 12 years old on a playground. (Grown men btw) you’re still a chud and get 0 Donny. #glooks

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

@ManGuapoFosho I was treading all night just to end up running out of real estate. To my crowd, it is very much confirmed that I have 0 game and will avoid talking to any women from here on out. Needed maneesh to throw me an ear piece with some good comms on how to spit. #brick #blockedbyjames

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Genuine question for the public on what’s worse. When both sides of the pillow are warm or when u get caught peepin straight YAMS. Both have occurred to me last night and it was not pretty #wagon

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

How I look at the bartender when they say “your good”…. #letmehavefun #pleasebro

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

I’m about to make some big moves in silence. Just letting y’all know I’m about to be moving silently and to clarify what I mean by that is I’m giving a heads up about all the moves I’m about to make. Again I’m about to make some big moves but all of these will be in silence.

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Good, yourself???

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

If I ever see these 2 beaters running landscaping on my future property I will be charging them with trespassing and telling them to never come round Lenny and his family again. #courtcase

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Hung sack on the way to grandparents house rn an hour away. I wanna shoot my brains out and gouge my eyes out. Place is literally an insane asylum and tests my patience being there, the shit you have to do when ur hung… #suicidewatch

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

@DerekMc34 is at my pad rn settling for an absolute beat chick. Super dissapointed rn. I wish better on him oh my god is she beat. Fuck man

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Might mess around and dabble a few throat missles tonight. Clank??😂💪

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Might invent a protein beer. Gain the power of talking to dirties and getting absolutely yolked at the same time??? Could be another BDICOL (billion dollar idea courtesy of Lenny)

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Does it piss anyone else off when u hold the door for someone like 20 feet away and they don’t say thank you. Just happened to me as I did something I shouldn’t have and held the door for a goth tranny. Should’ve hit the classic chirp and run on that fa***t. #bigregret

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Just deleted instagram due to this bullshit holiday. Hopefully I don’t regret it. #fadeit

[Lenny Feder @LennyFeder155]

Replacing melatonin with late night Zach Bryan. Dreams get to freaky for me with that stuff. #newwave