Derek “Dicker” McConnell

Murray state 10’ 5th grade Spelling Bee qualifier. I love the chase. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut. I’m not your average Dicker (Derek). I get shit done.

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

@ManGuapoFosho @LennyFeder155 @ClydePickens7 @Heatgib88 @TravisPillswer0 🤣💪🤙 When you pour out, envision my mouth open wide while I lay on the ground.

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Got bored on the road trip and ended up watching Jackass forever for the 5th time. I’m crying in the backseat because this shit is so hilarious. I feel like a toddler who has to watch wreck-it-Ralph 10 times for it to be watched once. Understood? 🤣💪🤙

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

No one is more of my least favorite person than my mother after having a bottle of wine. Becomes all sad and performative and frankly it’s pathetic. It would take 3 for me to ever get close to that state. #getawater

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

@ManGuapoFosho is evil. He has doubled down on this “story” that Derek was blacked out at the bar drooling on the ground. Meanwhile @LennyFeder155 didn’t notice I was drunk and said I was holding great conversations. Who do I believe??#proud #maneeshIsBad

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

@LennyFeder155 Gotta be the pillow. You can recover from the staring situation. Not the pillow…

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

At least use your blinker if your gonna cut me off, dick. #roadrage

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Leaving for college and KNOWING I’m going to forget something important is like nails on a chalkboard. #fuck

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Going to my last talking stages current boyfriends house tn. Nice kid but my god is the stadium pulse high. #awkward #ontothenext

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Jew camp is an evil sex cult. Only stories I’ve heard about that place is some shit from Epstein island. 😳 mid-tweet thought… what if it IS Epstein island… #justcooked

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

If I walked into a room with hitler, bin Laden, and Epstein, and I had a gun with 2 bullets, I would exit the room and shoot @ClydePickens7 in the dick and the forehead. #deserved #needit

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

@notdsanders26 I forked a 2 in your bed last night 🤣💪

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Hey X crowd, @notdsanders26 said these words to me, “my motto is beers, brotherhood, and bad decisions.” What a weirdo!!!! 🤣🤣 #thisiswar #twitterbeef

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Went to Potbelly and ordered a wreck. Lore accurate.

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

@notdsanders26 @LennyFeder155 Made up a story about your sick grandpa. @LennyFeder155 starts fake crying into her shoulder and we are both dying laughing. She finds out we lied and got pissed and ubered home. She was very beat. #notmybestwork

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Wanna hit a bump and run 🤓 lowk shout out to Mooman, new favorite phrase. #itsnowsinaugust

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

What did guy say/do to make absolutely nobody show up to his shi. Worst DJ ever!

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

@notdsanders26 is welcome week all that?? Rumors are stirring up, but I just watched a 6 minute video on how I’ll get suspended if I’m seen with alc during rush week. Lmk

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Thanks to the chick at circle K talm bout some, “if you want more protein, crack an egg in there” (referring to my ramen I bought). Like thanks chick, your beat.

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

Remember, if you have friends that oppose getting violently intoxicated with you, that isn’t a friend. That’s a terrorist. Don’t hangout with terrorists. #truther #fromtheheart

[Derek “Dicker” McConnell @DerekMc34]

I fucking hate girlfriend day. Sorry to all of those who must celebrate 😒😑