I’m Lenny, I guess.

Social media and engagement strategy. Part time internet comedian. INFP. Ravenclaw. Booper of dog snoots. Future poltergeist.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its never too late for you to bloom anon

[I’m Lenny, I guess. @lennyleit]

Join me in the @nycmidnight Flash Fiction Challenge on May 1st! Learn more at https://t.co/MjBtHnD3qQ

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Up for a scary writing challenge? Join me in the @nycmidnight Scary Story Challenge on October 31st! Learn more at https://t.co/mbFtltqGTB

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Up for a writing challenge? Join me in the @nycmidnight 500-word Fiction Challenge on August 15th! Learn more at https://t.co/wJeDeAboTN

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.@chaninicholas dropping Sleep Stories in the @chani_app

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@bobpockrass why is Frankie already two laps down? We didn’t see anything on tv and they haven’t mentioned it.

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@bobpockrass important hard hitting journalism question- what food is on Allgaier’s car this week? We’ve been debating all race.

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@bobpockrass what the heck happened to Blaney and Elliott there at the end?

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@bobpockrass Thank you for letting us know!

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

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What if babies came out inheriting half of your tattoos along with your DNA?

Little Billy is 8 lbs 3 ozs and got the right side of his momma’s butterfly back tat.

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If you need proof that the planet is overpopulated, try going to HomeGoods on a Saturday in late summer.

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@acnewsitics Need we remind everyone that this is the same “man” that looked directly into the eclipse?

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@amyvanwinkle @theemmamont This is absolutely what I came here to say

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@dwmontroy @theemmamont I assure you he’s actually a very warm and personable human. He’s not afraid to show emotion and passion and I really hope that as the selection process progresses the country will get to see more of this.

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@elonmusk Thanks for consistently being transparent about what a shitty person you are.

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@corey2thegraych @bobpockrass Strong Italian name

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me