Lozza Lizza

Archaeologist. History teacher. Ex-museum ed. British and Irish community archaeology. Abolitionist. Taíno. Orig. NY, UK for digs. she/her.

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

🎶
Ey, no te enamores de mí
No te enamores de mí
Sorry, yo soy así, ey
No sé por qué soy así
Hazle caso a tu amiga, ella tiene razón
Yo vo'a romperte el corazón
Vo'a romperte el corazón
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[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

just followed the hottest Irishman i have ever seen on insta and if he checks me out my latest story is about me taking a massive dump to ensure the knicks win

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

@kell_eesi poor wemby but there is no room for mercy rn

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

listen i could drive to wbs for game 6 but my a/c is broken and i would die before i reached altoona

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

i’ve got MNBA finals and AHL semis on and i feel like i am gonna shit my pants for a completely unrelated reason

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

it absolutely cannot, thank you for your concern

RT 🔒 I don’t think new york’s infrastructure can handle the knicks winning 3 more games

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

what kinda of sociopaths are asking these children these questions???

follow-up, how do i get to be a team’s stupid fake-insightful inquisitor????

[Stefen Rosner @stefen_rosner]

Caleb Malhotra said he was asked by an NHL team the following:

If he was on a desert island and there was no water but the person next to him had a water bottle, would he kill them and take their water?

#NHLCombine

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

as soon as school is over tomorrow, i can devote 100% of my energy to the New York Knicks

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

my dig director is so fun because i messaged the groupchat at 1am their time about a *development* on site and he replied INSTANTLY with the tea

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

there’s this annoying liberal pundit who constantly announces when trump is out of the public eye for a few days at a time and honestly it’s the best example of mass edging i have ever encountered…stop getting our hopes up

[Rep. Summer Lee @RepSummerLee]

When @RepDeluzio and I conducted oversight at Moshannon Valley Detention Center, a woman told me she was sexually assaulted. Another had no idea the status of her pregnancy because she’d been denied medical care.

That is the reality of detainees. Moshannon must be shut down.

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

other teachers really do be sending my velcro kids directly to me at all hours of the day

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

i gotta do my last set of lesson plans for the year but once again i am not being paid to do lesson plans but if i don’t there are no directions for most of the 5 classes i am covering so i would just get in trouble for not having them do anything.

[^_^ @goneforthenight]

gay people are unreal i just bought my friend a coffee and he said “I’m going to lick you clean later” . hey man you can just say thank you i think

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

Highly recommend if you consume World War II content, but it’s not quite what you’ll expect!

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

Just saw “Pressure” and it was GREAT! Brendan Fraser was incredible and it was totally not how we usually think of Ike so it was refreshing and humanizing for a larger-than-life figure. Andrew Scott’s facial expressions were extremely powerful.

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

i have never once forgotten this since 1996

[Geekdaddy @Geekdaddy75]

I keep forgetting that Karl Urban played Cupid in Xena 💘

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

i love this excerpt especially because it also nods directly at disability justice and the fight against eugenics!!!!

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Pope Leo XIV: "Among these ideologies, I consider particularly insidious the one that suggests that every person must earn or justify his or her own worth, to the point of attributing greater value to those who are more efficient or effective. From this perspective, persons end up being reduced to a means of achieving results, a resource to be used and exploited, and are no longer recognized as a proper end in themselves who should never be instrumentalized. The value of persons, however, does not depend on what they achieve or produce. There are rights that apply to everyone simply by virtue of being human, and no human power can legitimately deny or arbitrarily limit them." #MagnificaHumanitas

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

PowerSchool being down when senior grades are due tomorrow

[Lozza Lizza @lenofi]

that joke would have been funnier in half uncial or carolingian minuscule but what do i know