Lenzie🥂

MD🦀 snapchat: xoxo_lenzie

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

@CPSMonogram (DO NOT BUY FROM THIS COMPANY) I’ve never had such an an issue with a “business” in my life I ordered phone cases March 9th 2020 and still have not received them. The only thing worse than the site itself is the “customer service” they are literally a SCAM.

[milk. @milkpeel]

dating me is easy u just gotta kiss the ground i walk on

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

Love when my customers hear my boss screaming at me for no reason and ask if I can wait till they’re done eating before I quit my job...😅

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

You ever give someone your Disney+ login and then they play you.. it really be a hard knock life.

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

If you weren’t told “this is not a beauty salon” by a teacher at least once, you’re not a bad bitch

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

I wanna go on goodwill dates where we pick out outfits for each other but I’m single asf.

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

stared at the spinning circle of death for 3hrs for it to finally go through and tell me it was sold out😪 #ShaneDawsonXJeffreeStar

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

Only 30 more minutes until the launch and I spend all my moneyyy.. #ShaneDawsonXJeffreeStar

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

If you don’t wanna lady and the tramp some lo mein while watching COPS don’t even hmu.

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

If you’re a woman and you have enough audacity to hit a man, you have enough to be hit back.

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

@McDonalds never fails to fuck up my doordash order. Thx. 🙃

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

@taylormfbennett Fuck me😂😂

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

Pineapple pizza slaps.

[MatrixMac @OozaruMatrix]

Pineapple pizza isn’t even that bad. Most of y’all hate it because social media tells you to.

[Lenzie🥂 @lenzie_shoop]

Everybody loves stranger things but let’s not forget about the original “upside down”

[marlene @shesxmarlenee]

Its terrifying to be a female