Leo

The older I get, the more I appreciate mountain views and patience.

[Leo @leo0rtm70]

@tradesrockilet Me at every social event pretending I want to be there:

[Leo @leo0rtm70]

Writing this alone has my blood pressure spiking, my heart is beating outta my chest. I feel like I'm going to collapse.

[Leo @leo0rtm70]

A man’s aunts, Estelle and Eileen, wanted to visit but he only invited one…
…He didn’t want a lien on his property.

[Leo @leo0rtm70]

@AbigailThogapz this is the kind of content that restores my faith in the internet

[Leo @leo0rtm70]

@JuanReeddsk tell me you have elite taste without telling me you have elite taste

[Leo @leo0rtm70]

What I’m trying to get at is that I’m skilled at code switching and adapting.

[Leo @leo0rtm70]

“There is a patch on Highway 59 where there's a lot of them” the man told the dog rescuer he met at the bar

[Leo @leo0rtm70]

I wish I could say the only part I found attractive of hers was her beauty, because if so, it'd be easier to forget about it; but not only did she carry everything I imagine when dreaming about my "type of girl", she was also into every bizarre and crazy obsession I had;