leo

allons-y (ils ne bougent pas)

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

Working with a lady with dementia. She goes “look at that 50 dollar bill on the floor.” I tell her I don’t see it. She goes “because I created it with my mind. Money isn’t real.”

She’s lowkey so real for that

[higurashifan1000 @internet_dude5]

people dont even say hi anymore they just pull your pants down, sodomize you, and cum in your asshole

[Cory Ferrier @coryFerrier2]

I love that little pause where he clearly is holding his shit together😭🤣

[lillie pad ⋆｡𖦹 ⍟ @kristilline]

overheard an old lady in the gas station bathroom say “oh dear” then rip a massive one

[soli @solisolsoli]

Danse Macabre by Bahman Peshezkad

[Sky ☭ ⚢ is on a break @Skyfrom5to7]

"Now do you understand that the world is material?"

[cee @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[thran_legacy 𓅋𓆏 @thran_legacy]

Just some guy on the other side spreading his asshole every time he hears the bell ring

[Jean-Luc Mélenchon @JLMelenchon]

Le Che n'était pas sans défaut mais il faisait preuve d'une inventivité et d'une condition physique qu'#Hollande n'a pas. #France2 #4verites

[pessoa normal @Srhuman107]

Eu tinha um namorado que gozava em todas as minhas comidas: no mousse, no feijão, na lasanha... Era eu querer comer alguma coisa e lá vinha ele rechear com seu leite. E eu simplesmente adorava, sempre tinha leite naquela mamadeira. Pena que namoramos pouco tempo. Morreu

[tim au thé @dramotea]

Faut que j’arrête de mettre « bien à vous » en signature de mail pcq ça m’excite en fait

[Dağ Ateşi 🌾🇾🇪🇵🇸 @JeuneSosyalist]

https://t.co/7zaeq2ZRqb

[Vučko ☭ @PunishedVucko]

How it feels watching the US rn

[BFM @BFMTV]

🔴 EN DIRECT
"Tôt ou tard, l'empire yankee tombera": Les guérillas colombiennes prêtes à faire face à "l'impérialisme américain
https://t.co/R1GZw5p2CT

[Joe @electionsjoe]

With it being Eric Adams' last day in office. I'm bringing back the funniest video in political history.

[Void @Void66666666]

Cette France qu'on aime tant, qui lynche les pédés, qui tape sa femme et ses gosses, fait courir les immigrés, aime pas les étrangers. Foutez vous la bien dans le cul votre france de con la avec vos tracteurs de merde pour transporter de la merde vers un autre tas de merde🖕

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[死 @humanxmaybe]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[Didi.🥀 @Didi_1917]

truth nuke

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

I tried this and it is very beautiful but the darkness consumes you