16oz Can of Diet Coke

I reject your reality and substitute my own ™️

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

Aaron Judge took a year off so Ben Rice could win mvp

[USMNT Ultras @USMNTultras]

Possibly the best looking beer cans of all time

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

USMNT has so much motion the prime minister of Canada skipped his own country’s match so he could get jacked off under a table by Katy Perry while the USA steamrolled Paraguay.

Checkmate, world.

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

Volpe’s exit velocity could go thru a school zone safely

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[Nick Schwager @nick__schwager]

Dude

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

Bo Bichette

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Us at 5pm on Friday:

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[16oz Can of Diet Coke @leo_devine]

#NewProfilePic

[Jake @JakeWally]

*my parents screaming at eachother in the kitchen*

Me in the middle of the living room:

[James Schiano @James_Schiano]

Wow is this true

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Me and my friends trying to order drinks at the bar

[16oz Can of Diet Coke @leo_devine]

@UMBCAthletics you’ll be back 🫰

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

Lot of people tweeting at us some not nice things because of the first half of a college basketball game...you, an adult, are sending angry messages, to a college social media account, about a sporting event, for college kids. Just making sure we understand.

[16oz Can of Diet Coke @leo_devine]

https://t.co/1xaULRY1NI

[16oz Can of Diet Coke @leo_devine]

THATS WHAT MARCH IS FOR!!!

https://t.co/hMLftxCtOK

[Alex V. Mitchell @AMitchReporting]

You can’t legally stop me from doing this

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Angel Reese was HOOPIN' for Team USA 🔥

[Niki Lattarulo @NikiLattarulo]

i need answers