USMNT has so much motion the prime minister of Canada skipped his own country’s match so he could get jacked off under a table by Katy Perry while the USA steamrolled Paraguay.
Checkmate, world.
Lot of people tweeting at us some not nice things because of the first half of a college basketball game...you, an adult, are sending angry messages, to a college social media account, about a sporting event, for college kids. Just making sure we understand.