Ems🍒

[🍸 @martinimeplease]

I’m done being a good woman. Terrible bitches get everything they want.

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

I cant wait to be a girlfriend cause last time i was the boyfriend

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

not liking your girlfriend’s instagram post is like shooting her point blank in the face with a rifle

[ً @wtffrio]

kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me

[౨ৎ @torinextdoor_]

#mytype

[alldrin @untology]

please stop being considerate in situations where you aren’t considered.

[ALFRED @AlfredLewislll]

Thought I wanted kids by 27, oh baby I lied give me until about 35 fr

[emily @emilyuribe]

I was born to repost tiktok videos. I see that repost button and I press it like the golden buzzer. and then I see people like the videos. reposting is my gift to everyone.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

imagine not liking me n im at home coloring on my ipad

[troythedesigner 🦂 @troythedesigner]

whoever came up with “Booooo 👎🏾” as an overall shout of disapproval or contempt snapped

[Micch @ESFMicch]

that post doordash clarity is crazy

[Aisha @AishaaaMarie]

Please give your reserved friends grace at the functions. Nothing is wrong, I am enjoying myself, not everyone is a hyperactive performer in social settings

[tatum @planetgraves]

(Filled with grief) I am just so good at letting go

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Might do something crazy like accept the things I cannot change today