#EclipseSolar 🌒
😎 Mañana hay eclipse solar. La Luna se pondrá entre el Sol y nosotros, y, durante un rato, nos quitará la luz. Con dos cojones.
😎 Gente que ayer no sabía distinguir Venus de una farola, se dirá “astrónoma” y verá órbitas, alineaciones y porcentajes de ocultación con una autoridad acojonante.
😎 España entera mirará al cielo con gafas de soldador y un máster acelerado en astrofísica.
😎 Nos creemos los magnates del planeta porque tenemos inteligencia artificial, fibra óptica y móviles de mil quinientos euros.
😎 Después pasa una piedra por delante de una estrella y nos quedamos todos mirando hacia arriba como un rebaño de cabras cósmicas.
😎 El universo nos regalará una función memorable y, milagrosamente, nadie podrá joderla: no habrá VAR, ni tertulianos discutiendo, ni un concejal inaugurando el eclipse con una cinta y unas tijeras.
😎 Como aparezca algún político diciendo que gracias a su gestión la Luna ha tapado el Sol, yo me bajo del planeta.
#Salud ❤️
BC Game desistiu da ROG Journey.
"Temos estado fortes nos treinos, mas não temos correspondido nos jogos oficiais, e perdemos partidas que não devíamos perder. […] O nosso foco agora é corrigir a nossa química e garantir que apresentamos resultados pelo futuro deste projeto.
A todos os que duvidam de nós… continuem a chorar. Não vamos a lado nenhum.", via @HLTVorg
25 NOV 1975
Portugal ended its dictatorship on April 25, 1974. But for a year after the revolution, far-left military factions tried to push the country into a communist regime through expropriations and political pressure.
On November 25, 1975, moderate officers stopped this attempt and secured a pluralist democracy.
The date was politically suppressed for decades and only became officially commemorated in 2023, pushed by new parties like IL and CH.
Today marks the 50th anniversary and the left did not attend the official ceremony.
Tomás Araújo saw relegation battling Casa Pia player miss a penalty, so he scored it for them. This is what football is all about.
https://t.co/mZkbXxCBWx
🚨💣🎙️| Paul Pogba: “I have never apologized to a player I defeated or a team in my life until I apologized to Messi when we eliminated them in the 2018 World Cup. When the match ended, I greeted him and told him "Im sorry". I apologized to him because he did not deserve to lose. He lost four finals, retired and came back carrying Argentina alone.”
“He does not deserve this, because he gave a lot to football and is the best to have touched it. Messi winning the World Cup is something very normal and not extraordinary. He deserves three World Cups, but circumstances did not help him. He is a humble player and never admits that he is the best. That is why he is the best player and I respect him very much” 🔥🐐👑
Source : [Aljazeera]