Leo Horstmeier

If swearing bothers you, you may want to fuck off now.

Mostly tweet about #TheArchers, #ToryScum and #CFC.

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Just started compiling a list of al the named animals in #TheArchers, past and present.

Please feel free to let me know of any missing names with the relevant details.

#Spreadsheet

https://t.co/msKa8jKTZJ

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@Felpercathedral She has been played irregularly by Jasmine Hyde since at least 2012.

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@trussliz @Keir_Starmer I once described Liz truss as gormless. However, I am sad to say that I was wrong. She's a completely deluded fuckwit of the highest order.

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@StevenJonMiller @reformparty_uk Do you realise that your tweet contains pronouns?

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@JustEatUK

Why can I not get a refund for a delivery that was missing several items? Feels like theft to me.

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@JanetSt61924420 Imagine how much the house will be worth after she's fixed the roof and the central heating works properly.

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Is this a younger @SusieRids ?

https://t.co/FR2aBNOezu

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Welcome to Ambridge, @OldBertenshaw

They should have delayed Robert's return by two weeks.

#TheArchers

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@PhilSlayden @archers_fan2015 @jen_jstephen What about DS George Carter?

#TheArchers

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@bsd_junkie @MarkHewitt1978 @sainsburys Also, when I was doing this, there were NEVER any software updates rolled out on a Friday, as the risk of a cock-up on their busies trading day (Saturday) was too great AND the IT staffing levels are lower on Saturdays should anything go wrong.

(3/3)

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@bsd_junkie @MarkHewitt1978 @sainsburys They don't "sandbox" every overnight EFT, price change etc update, that is simply impossible as there are thousands per store each and every day.

(2/x)

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@TheEnglishRebel @NicotineLozeng @lolwestinghouse @monaropper999 Surely anyone has the freedom to speak as they see fit, and to ask any question? Or do you want to control what other people are allowed to say and do?

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@Nynzi I'm fairly sure that it is.

#TheArchers

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@Nynzi Is that Anneika Rose beside Adrian Dunbar?

If so, double points as she was also Anisha Jayakody, the horse vet who dated Rex before she went off to Newmarket.

#TheArchers

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@jen_jstephen people who are merely arrested are allowed anonymity, the police may release a statement such as "a 43yo man from Felpersham was arrested ..." but only when someone is charged is a name normally released.

#TheArchers

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@itsalexkay Remind myself to buy some milk on the way home.

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@TheCiderShedPod @CarolD56682335 We must both watch a lot of TV. That'll be it.

#TheArchers

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@TheCiderShedPod @CarolD56682335 Naturally, I have absolutely no idea what a cokehead gabbles like. There is absolutely no way I could have ever come across any while I was living & working in the Amsterdam area for nine years 🥳.

#TheArchers

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@TheCiderShedPod @CarolD56682335 The other night, I noticed that he sniffed a few times while in the pub with Harrison. Does he like a bit of Columbian, I wonder?

#TheArchers

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@sarah_mattocks Ah, you could look ahead at the cast list for the week ending Friday 15th March.

Or not.

#Spoiler
#TheArchers