Lea 🏴‍☠️( The stars in your eyes)

Poland 🇵🇱

#Hannigram
#Destiel
#TedLasso
#OurFlagMeansDeath
#Destiel

[💗 @ma1ybe]

At a family dinner, my uncle started complaining that menstrual products were a waste of wood because pads contain cellulose, which comes from trees. He kept insisting women in the old days survived without them anyway. My little sister looked at him and said, “Actually, your birth certificate was a waste of paper.” The table went completely silent.

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[Pink Floyd 💎 @Just_pinkfloyd]

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[Conor Mec Melt🔶️ @pedrinn_21_]

Meu barbeiro tava perguntando se a gente se importava dele mudar o corte de 25 pra 30 se ele fosse colocar ar condicionado na barbearia

teve vagabundo perguntando se o corte diminuia pra 20 se ele tirasse o ventilador

[` @ymmayerr]

destroying books for ai is almost literally the plot for Farenheit 451. what the FUCK are we doing

[Frases Player Tauz @oliverzimkk]

masturbação é necrofilia se você está morto por dentro

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

😔

[Rara ✨ @fluorescent_ray]

quando vc começa a enxergar um homem como patético, é impossível desver, absolutamente tudo q ele faz piora a situação dele é impressionante

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just heard someone on TikTok say “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. and that’s why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[goma @soigomaa]

Maturing is realizing they never burned witches. They burned midwives, healers, herbalists, and knowledgeable women.
Women who understood medicine, nature, and their own autonomy. Women whose knowledge threatened patriarchal control. The "witch hunts" were never about magic, they were about silencing women who couldn't be controlled.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The famous singer Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

[Aeri @irubynii]

Quando você percebe que contou algo íntimo pra pessoa errada

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️ @luv_meX23]

Am I an adult? Yes

Do I love fanfics? Yes

Am I going to stop reading them when I’m older? No

[morgana @ttsmorg]

cuidem-se, porque o corpo de vocês vai cobrar o preço pelo nervosismo, pela tristeza, pelo estresse, pela preocupação... por tudo

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Terry Crews has been cast as Emma Frost in the new ‘X-MEN’ movie.

(via: Deadline)

[' @_menzinho1]

Minha prima está tirando habilitação e vai realizar o sonho de ser caminhoneira..