PIADA RUIM DO DIA
Dois mortos conversando:
Do que você morreu??????
Morri congelado...
Como é morrer congelado?
Bom, no começo é muito ruim.
Primeiro são os arrepios, depois as dores nos dedos das mãos e dos pés, tudo congelado.... Mas depois veio um sono muito forte e eu perdi a consciência. E vc? Como morreu?
Eu morri de ataque cardíaco. Eu estava desconfiado que minha mulher estivesse me traindo. Então um dia cheguei em casa mais cedo, corri até o quarto e ela estava na cama, calmamente assistindo televisão. Ainda desconfiado, corri até o porão pra ver se encontrava algum homem escondido, mas não encontrei ninguém. Depois corri até o segundo andar, mas também não vi ninguém. Subi até o sótão e, ao subir as escadas, esbaforido, tive um ataque cardíaco e caí morto...
caramba!!!!! Se tu olhasse no freezer nois dois tava vivo.
Don’t like people wearing watermelon pins at your shitty medical conference?
Don’t care.
“From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free” makes you feel scared?
Don’t care.
Seeing Palestinian flags on university campuses upsets you?
Don’t care.
A student calling Israel an apartheid state hurts your little feelings?
Don’t care.
A doctor speaking publicly about Palestinian children being massacred feels “divisive” to you?
Fuck you.
People refusing to condemn Palestinian resistance makes you uneasy?
Don’t care.
Hearing the word “genocide” feels inflammatory to you?
Don’t care.
A keffiyeh in a workplace gives you a panic attack?
Don’t care.
“Globalise the intifada” sounds genocidal to you?
Don’t care.
People interrupting politicians feels disrespectful to you?
Don’t care.
You no longer being able to monopolise victimhood makes you angry?
Truly could not care less.
What I care about are the Palestinian children being burned alive.
The doctors being tortured.
The families erased under rubble.
The starvation.
The concentration camps.
The destruction of Gaza’s hospitals and universities and refugee camps and entire civilian infrastructure.
But for the nearly last 1,000 days and decades prior, Western institutions have demanded everyone stop and carefully tend to Jewish emotional discomfort instead.
Not Palestinian lives.
Not Palestinian suffering.
Not Palestinian speech.
Zionist discomfort.
Zionist fragility.
Zionist political sensitivity—elevated, enforced, and institutionalised across universities, hospitals, media outlets, professional associations, politicians, donors, and advocacy groups.
All working in sync to transform Zionist discomfort into institutional emergency.
While Palestinian suffering is rendered invisible.
While Palestinian speech is disciplined.
While Palestinian humanity is treated as negotiable.
That is the function of the Jewish Feelings Industrial Complex.
Not safety.
Not care.
Not protection.
Institutionalised Zionist emotional management at scale.
Fuck every single institution that constantly weaponizes “Jewish safety,” “Jewish discomfort,” and “Jewish feelings” to justify censorship, repression, career destruction, anti-Palestinian racism, and silence in the face of mass atrocity.
If a watermelon pin destabilises you more than the annihilation of Gaza, the problem is not the watermelon pin.
The problem is you.
-- from "The Anti-Zionist" https://t.co/38l41J9sY8