Leona 🌱🍻

Adventurer | Beer Lover | DIY Fanatic | Edinburgh | | They/them

[Gena-mour Barrett @SmileGena]

I went into the office for (1) day today and I’ve been asleep ever since I got home but you’re telling me I used to do this five days a week? And then socialise afterwards? Sometimes even exercise before work? Could never be 2021 me.

[❄️Denali❄️ @denalifox]

Not only did @QueenUtica create one of the coolest design challenge garments on drag race EVER but she also helped literally every single person in the werkroom for that challenge

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

Much to @thatabiedobie’s annoyance I’ve found that the acoustics in our new office are lovely

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

Can’t wait to watch the #MADAwards2020 tonight

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

@shonafairb @thatabiedobie I can help you with two of those things

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

If I ever get murdered, I want two white women with a podcast to solve it in their free time

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

@pilotbeeruk You guys doing growler fills?

[Bʀᴀɴᴅᴏɴ @bjbjonez]

bitches always like “isn’t my dog so cute?” but it’s a white dog with those crispy red eye stains

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

WE NEED TO BAN CONVERSION
THERAPY IN AMERICA NOW.

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

Or yknow COVID-19

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

Hear me out, but I want to see a “Preppers” episode where they’re preparing for something that’s actually going to happen, like, oh I dunno... climate change?! @NetflixIsAJoke

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Just saw a thing about how they had to give Blake Lively prosthetic eye bags in The Rythm Section because hers weren’t pronounced enough & I’ve never related to something less

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

I am both a pocket and a pocket sized lesbian

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

Me when I imagine myself wearing a cape at my wedding... vs reality

[Leona 🌱🍻 @leonajclark]

If you think you’ve had a bad day... I’ve just stood in dog sh*t, trodden through the house and all over the dirty laundry without realising

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

there needs to be a hotline you can call when you’re not sure if someone is hitting on you. you’d ring them up and say “my date just took off her shirt because it was 'too hot,' is she flirting” and the operator would laugh and say “oh my sweet summer child”

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Danny DeVito