Der Fuhrer

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[Der Fuhrer @leonard_ebuka]

Forget about sure odds
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[Wilfred E. Orhue🫧 @Fredolution_Now]

My cartoon today: NELFRAUD 🤦🏾🤔

[Momo_🎱 @momo_sow0]

• Mbappe : je mérite le ballon d’or
• Yamal : personne mérite ce titre que moi
• Fabian Ruiz : il me manque que le ballon d’or
• Dembelé : on verra la suite

Messi se pointant le lundi 26 octobre 2026 à Londres 💀

[Jacob ‘Solid’ Snake 🦊 🐍 @DarkDementus]

Americans are so intelligent they think animals can comprehend visually what a handgun is and what it does

[Amalinze the Cat @IhejirikaS48939]

2029 - UCL win at the Camp Nou
2030 - World Cup win at the Santiago Bernabeu

#Legacysecured

[The Big Bird🦅⚽️ @c_mobike]

How’s this man real???

On my life, That last paragraph is the biggest flex any public officer can have. Not even upto 10 public officer in the WORLD can beat their chest and say that.
I don’t think many people understand the depth of this!!

[TK @TeaKupps]

“Yamal”
“Mbappe”
“Kane”
“Dembele”

Casuals don’t know the script yet…

[muhammad™️ @MuhammadHE5]

If you are lucky 10k if you are unlucky 20m

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

I’m so bored I need to FaceTime Dangote we need to talk about our refinery

[Chikamso 🩶 @PromiseEnwelum]

War dey Ba Sing Se o

[Donpir @don_pet]

The problem with you lot is being shortsighted. To the man with hammer 🔨 alone, everything he sees becomes a nail. How many industries are in Owerri? Every nook and cranny of Owerri is full of hotels. You can’t count 3 buildings without counting hotel. Your daughters are prostituted, and that’s your own form of development. I don’t blame you, you are in the entertainment business and as long as it’s not “Obilee” it’s nothing.
You should start advocating for the country to become productive. Igbos are known for trade, Ariaria, Main market, Igbete. What is one thing you would say Owerri is known for if not for hotels and prostitution? Double tree by Hilton that the average Owerri indigene can’t afford to spend an hour in!
Very useless fellow!!

[fendi @fendii_30]

The voters can do the funniest thing by having Messi win. Because he’s still better than both

[bigbird✬ @terrificprodig1]

Babes go dey gas their friends that fuck married men and peoples bfs because the men dey bankroll them but make I cut off my guy because he cheated on his babe. Get off jhor 😭

[Der Fuhrer @leonard_ebuka]

@LungaSliq @CollinsMandy Wonder what form of psychosis he was going through

[TerryGiant @TerryGiant97]

Ah yes, coz dudes willing to commit violent crimes like murder and assault are definitely gonna draw the line at breaking a 9 PM curfew

And also who's enforcing this curfew at night? Male police/security? The military? Y'all really run these takes with zero processing power man

[Jason Helmes @anymanfitness]

If Sydney Sweeney were a 250 pound black lady who posed naked for an ad, she would be "stunning and brave".

But she's a blonde haired, blue eyed smoke show who doesn't care about what you think, and people hate that.

[MADARA 🥷 @madara931_]

Mais être une meuf c’est comme être un dragon céleste en vrai tu peux te déresponsabiliser de tout et ça fonctionne ptdr

[Lane Kendall @lanedeankendall]

Michael Myers literally saw a baby, in a crib, and thought, “no, I’m above this. I may be a killer, but I’m not a monster”.

Absolutely mogs Lindsay Clancy.

[Messi Stats @MessiStatsCount]

You guys don't realise how insane this is!

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Liberal women in 2026:

[Mikeyb365 @Mikeyb365154021]

I don't care how much dirt they find on the hero Clancy juror , how many times he's been in trouble , ya know what he didn't do , he didn't murder 3 children.