Leonit Çelaj

Absolutely love the all-consuming, indulgent world of cinema.

[Leonit Çelaj @leonitcelaj]

@FabrizioRomano O’riley

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@elonmuskADO 56

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A woman on the train kept staring at me and after about 25 minutes she was like “I'm sorry, but you look like my high school boyfriend who passed away” and without missing a beat I was like “Amanda?” and she was like “My name's Rachel”... but imagine if I guessed her name right.

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#EyesWideShut

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Today I learned that PornHub is a Canadian company. I bet if they blocked it in America, this whole trade war would end prematurely.

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#poem by me

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Mbas ngjarjeve t’fundit ne Shtepine e Bardhe, partite politike ne Kosove e perkrahin KQZ-ne per zvarritjen e numerimit te votave. 😄

[Leonit Çelaj @leonitcelaj]

It doesn't matter how bizarre your situation is.
Somebody on #reddit already been there, done that.

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@AlbulenaSokoli Unglaublich!

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In Kosova 🇽🇰, we don't say "can you move a little?". Instead, we can say "why don't you come sit on my lap" and I think that's beautiful

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First look at #MattDamon as #Odysseus in #ChristopherNolan #TheOdyssey

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@BrahoAlisa Unglaublich!

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Going to an empty bar in your 20s: This is awful

Now: This is perfect

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@elonmusk

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@historyinmemes Still as Joker

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@asvetsedikush N’marketet e vogla, cmimet dyfish me t’shtrejt. 😬

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@VudiXhymshiti @xhemajl_rexha Hajvani hajvan mbetet, ne secilin kontekst. 😄

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Changed my language settings to Dutch for fun.
Now I can't unsee it.