Leon Moy

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Alexis Sanchez has been ruled out of Manchester United's Champions League clash with Juventus, after the club ran some tests and the results showed that he was absolutely shite these days.

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

Just got a really sweet text. Unfortunately Jamie Oliver said it was too sweet, lobbed my phone in a pond and called me a heffer...fuming

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Besiktas going to extreme lengths by forcing Loris Karius to keep his hands held up at all times until he actually makes a save

[Lux @Callux]

3 Years ago today, I tweeted this.

Ill pick someone who retweets this tweet today at 7pm to send £1000 to, fuck my life.

[yeado @Jackyeado]

Grant Holt has given his children some very strange names

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Pellegrini believes he can put Wilshere in front of the back four and he can be like the West Ham Pirlo. Sure, put a Cornetto on a horses' head and it can be like a unicorn.

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

Oh really? They’re riddled by disease & crammed in head-to-toe, separated by different dialects so as not to incite on board revolt, while the deceased are thrown overboard leaving a trail of dead for subsequent cruise ships to follow & keep course?

[kingswood camps china @kingswoodchina]

Week 3 of British Summer Camps is nearly done! Another fantastic week in China 🇨🇳🌟

[Lloyd Griffith @LloydGriffith]

Been away for a month now. Sure, I’ve missed my girlfriend, family and friends. But I think I’m going to properly well-up when I first catch sight of a Pret A Manger

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Here we go again. #ENG

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Best bet of the #WorldCup so far from @AshIlsen 🤑🤑🤑

[kingswood camps china @kingswoodchina]

We cannot wait for our second week of camp to start tomorrow! #bestsummerever #BSC2018

[Dillon Maikousis @dmaikousis]

Saudi Arabia finished above Australia.

Australia comfortably beat Honduras over two legs.

Honduras finished above the USA.

No one is wondering why the USA didn’t make the World Cup. https://t.co/yvdh45Mh8N

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The Spanish Football Federation have confirmed they have sacked Julen Lopetegui as manager, just over 24 hours before the World Cup begins.

https://t.co/oq6ysRO8Gv

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

#MUFC is delighted to announce it has reached an agreement with Shakhtar Donetsk for the transfer of Fred.

More details: https://t.co/uQM1R6bmgH

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Zinedine Zidane has left Real Madrid

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Last night we made a mistake in our reporting of Raheem Sterling's statement on his tattoo. We apologise for this error and any distress it has caused Raheem and his family.

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

A lot to do in the 2nd leg. But if any team can do it, Liverpool can #YNWA