The choice is simple.
Strictly follow the instructions now and hopefully we can start to escape this nightmare in May.
Or flout the rules and we're stuck for months.
From someone who enjoys a Gin & Tonic in the sun - please stay at home!
Yesterday's data showed more people were using transport than in previous days.
Please do not leave your house unless absolutely necessary. It really will save lives.
#StayHomeSavesLives
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂
Listen seriously a lot of people think I’m a cunt and I am a good looking cunt but once this is put to bed we need to get oasis back for a 1 of gig rite for charity c’mon Noel we can then go back to our amazing solo careers c’mon you know LG x
@BBCMOTD absolute embarrassment that you let @ManUtd control the program, what about newly promoted @Wolves 6 clean sheets out of 8 games, and record of 8th game unchanged team ?????? Fucking nothing biased wankers