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Actual life saver for our productions lately, I can HIGHLY recommend getting this, especially if you work around super quick motions that regular physics just can't handle well!
This is the shot you can’t get from the press site. This camera was sitting a few football fields from the SLS rocket at Pad 39B for days before launch, baking in the Florida sun, surviving rain, humidity, and whatever else the Cape threw at it. No photographer behind the viewfinder. Just a camera, a sound trigger, and a bet.
The way pad remotes work: you set your camera up days in advance, dial in your composition, lock everything down, and walk away. You don’t touch it again until after the launch. The shutter fires on sound activation
with a @MiopsTrigger smart+ trigger. With SLS, the four RS-25 engines ignite six seconds before the solid rocket boosters, so the camera is already firing before the vehicle even leaves the pad. You get home, pull the card, and find out if you nailed it or if a bird landed on your lens two days ago and left your a present and you got 400 photos of soemthing crappy.
There’s no formula for protecting your gear this close. Some photographers build wooden boxes with doors that pop open. Some use plastic bags and tape. Some do plastic or metal barn door rigs on hinges. I tend to leave mine open just in plastic rain covers because boxes limit my composition and setup time, but that means your cameras are more exposed to the elements and whatever energy and debris comes off the pad. You’re basically gambling a camera body every time you set one.
That’s what I love about this genre. There’s no playbook. You make it up as you go. Every time is an adventure.
📸 credit: me for @SuperclusterHQ - Artemis II pad remote | ~1,000 ft from Pad 39B | Kennedy Space Center
YOU PAY OUT 40% OF YOUR REVENUE TOWARDS GARBAGE AI CREATIVE MAPS
KEEP TRYING TO PUSH THESE METAVERSE MODES NOBODY ASKED FOR
RAISE THE PRICE OF VBUCKS TO "pay the bills" FOR YOUR STUPID ASS DECISIONS
AND WHO GETS HURT? THE HARD WORKING EMPLOYEES
fuck you @TimSweeneyEpic
> work at Dell
> mass email lands
> subject line: "Exciting Update on Our Future Together"
> whenever HR says exciting someone's getting fired
> it's 11,000 of them
> they call it "disciplined cost management"
> HR lady hands you a severance folder with a straight face
> $51,727
> they rehearsed this
> she definitely practiced the sad eyes in a mirror
> 11,000 people times $51k
> $569 MILLION to make you all go away
> you could build a small country with that
> or just keep employing them but that doesn't make the shareholders horny
> CEO posts on LinkedIn 14 minutes later
> "the hardest decision I've ever had to make"
> posted from Starlink on his boat in the Adriatic
> 47 comments saying "brave leadership"
> brave??? he fired people from the ocean
> stock jumps 4%
> Wall Street is literally throwing a party because you're unemployed
> go home
> sit down to update your resume
> open your laptop
> it's a Dell
> the Dell logo stares at you
> You just got fired by the people who made the device you're using to cope with getting fired
> the fan kicks on like it's laughing
> close laptop
> open it again
> what else are you gonna do
> disciplinedcostmanagement.exe
Toxicity in gaming used to predominantly be "passionate" fans taking stuff way too seriously/far.
Now it's mostly grifters with no real skin in the game who spend all day searching for unrelated stuff to get mad about.
I've been saying this since day one, AI just means you'll be doing more work for the same, or less, pay.
"The time spent on email, messaging and chat apps more than doubled, while their use of business-management tools, such as human-resources or accounting software, rose 94%."
Anthropic found that vibecoding makes engineers worse at reading, writing, debugging, and understanding code and AI-generated code doesn’t even make them significantly faster.
Vibecoders right now:
“CNBC just reported that Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, Anthropic, and Meta are paying influencers between $400,000 and $600,000 EACH to promote AI products on Instagram and YouTube.”
So much for revolutionary AI.
Revolutions don’t need promo codes.