Leo™

"I thought hurricane season was over"

[Leo™ @leosanchez2010]

I randomly think about Demi Lovato’s caged up sister “poot” and “hehe” to myself.

[Leo™ @leosanchez2010]

If you’re going to post a before and after picture, make sure the before picture is on the left and after on the right. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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@simpleidalia @Verizon You after you sent this tweet

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@simpleidalia @FortniteGame I second this motion. It sucks complete ass

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The urge to get up and move to Mexico is strong, but then I remember that my Starbucks order doesn’t taste the same over there and I chill out.

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You ever read someone’s tweet and think to yourself “Bitch, you straight lying out your teeth. You know that shit didn’t happen.”

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I’m in my Fanny Pack era. If you see me in public with a Fanny pack, let me be hoe.

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@elonmusk Bored enough to deposit some funds into my account? #RighPeopleTingz

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Eating a frozen thanksgiving TV dinner for lunch, whilst watching Stranger Things on Netflix. This is my vibe entering my 30’s.

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Twitter needs to step their pussy up with the damn profile picture sizes. Just spent 5 minutes trying re-size an image only to give up. Fook that.

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Why the fuck are hot fries so damn goood.

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On todays episode of “is it allergies or is it anxiety”, Leo is currently feeling:

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Being complimented on your cologne is a top tier compliment. Just got complimented by the Starbucks barista and that shit made my whole day.

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In the mood to quit my corporate job and get a job as a Starbucks barista. I’m just quirky like that.

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@sixftpapi You as you tweeted this…..

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Making it my goal this year to comment “delete it now”, on peoples pictures with the caption, “felt cute, might delete later.”.

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@Jessee84 Fuck you, her, and the raiders hoe!

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The random 10PM texts from friends ❤️

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@Jessee84 Next time follow them to their destination, and get off and WHOOP THAT ASS. They won’t do it again.

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@JeffBezos @LeoDiCaprio My name is Leo too, and I’ll let you push me off the cliff for 5mil.