A reasonable minimum standard for Achilles and and Helen is “He should at least be able to kill me” and “I should at least be willing to fuck her” and they failed at both
hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool
🚨🇺🇸 Wow - Bro discovers a way of defeating Bill Gates Genetically Modified Ticks which were designed to be almost indestructible, then deployed against the American people to make them allergic to meat & dairy‼️
"Ermmm aren't you worried there's gonna be spyware on these" mf I do not care!!! The US government and Israel already listens to all my shit why do I care if the Chinese government listens in on it? All they're gonna hear is me yearning for bad bitches who play
Combo decks
I used to think this ending was unrealistic
why would anyone just throw away $1,000,000s of dollar worth of their children and grandchildren’s inheritance for a brief moment of relief
then i learned about boomers and it all made sense
TheBurntPeanut made a liberal joke after seeing someone with colored hair
"why is everyones hair colored green and blue, this is a gas station not a protest... Must be in California"