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breakfast sandwich enthusiast

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Favorite little ray of sunshine

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@yeeeerika 💥🥔

(POW!tato)

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@yeeeerika I honestly think that doing my homework on the floor of the den all the way from childhood through high school is one reason I was able to get good grades...stopped when I went to college and entered the working world. I don't think my work has ever been quite as good 😅

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@yeeeerika 📝 🫲 petition to have Calvin be the new MGM logo lion at least for a little while 😹

Those eyes alone should clinch the audition. What a stunner

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@DenizCamp This is the book I look forward to most every month. The worldbuilding, themes, and character moments are coming together in such a satisfyingly intriguing way

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@yeeeerika I imagine this being like professors' office hours but when the class is cozyology or snugmantics

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@cydharrell I'm exhausted, bewildered, and at a loss for words right now 😞 but I'm with you on this one. Will try my best, despite it all.

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@yeeeerika mini push pops, which are great because after like 10 minutes of eating them you have sugar shivs for when you're trick-or-treating in the sketchier parts of town

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@DenizCamp Yessir, lookin good!

(Also side note, would like to take this opportunity to thank you for writing some of my fave comics I've read all year 🙏)

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@yeeeerika Is your middle name kim and your second middle name chi? bc sometimes your tweets are spicy on occasion, it would all make sense

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@yeeeerika https://t.co/YAhHRGHDZ0

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@roxcoldiron idk why the hat didn't end up on his head 😅😂 assume either magic or it's windy or it's a magical wind

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@roxcoldiron 🎩
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@yeeeerika It's one of those mysteries of life that he has both "i am king of the jungle" and "i am a pumpkin" energy at he same time

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@yeeeerika ̵S̵i̵n̵c̵e̵r̵e̵l̵y̵,̵
Nevermore,

E. A. Poe

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@roxcoldiron I love this poem 😄

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@yeeeerika What's this little froster pup's name?

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@yeeeerika So you've decided to foster a whippet! They're sweet.

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@rwxoxo I imagine this tragedy playing out like a classic 90's movie final-scenes plot twist where in Grimace's final moments, filmed in extreme slowmo with dramatic music, he realizes that everything makes sense now...nomen est omen

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@dog_rates @FORMERLYaeduko Would sign a petition to have a bunch more dog face emoji, just saying 😁

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@dog_rates @FORMERLYaeduko Nellie 100% could be the model for another dog face emoji to join this one: 🐶 (I mean, there are all those cat face emoji 🐱😻😹😽 etc., we could at least get this?!)