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@miseksy Hi 👋

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@voiceofthegamer @Lbabinz You have the able to read, correct? Literally tells you what they are doing, and why they are doing it.

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@Mattpetti32 Try not shopping at Zehrs.

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@mr__kingZz @XaLaRa_Se_Lew Lids stay attached to the bottles in Europe. That way, you can never misplace the lid.

[Michael Redman @4closureFraud]

@DiscussingFilm

[Casey Mae @daintylilsole]

♻️ if you want a tittae in DM’s.

[E daí? Lamento. Quer que eu faça o quê? @AQUELECARA]

Todo episódio de Dr. House:

>Paciente chega no hospital

>É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso

>Dr. House entra em cena

- Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos

- Faça os exames seu imbecil

>Ele vai falar com a paciente

- Você é burra vá tomar no cu

- Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa

>Os ajudantes voltam pra sala

- Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over

- hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema

- Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela

>Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela

- OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE???

- Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem

>Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real

>Paciente entra na sala curada

- Eu estava errada sobre você

- Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda

>Episódio acaba

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@ShadowbanSlam @pegobry_en Elder Millennial(1983) here. RTS games have been and always will be my favourite game genre. Bad take friend, I played all those games and more when they first came out.

[pitching downrange @OwnerEmeritus]

@mpopv Ah yes, the Panamallah Canal

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@FredZecchin @cooltechtipz “Red on black you’re ok Jack, red on yellow kills a fellow” - Terri Irwin

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@shanaka86 Hate to break it to you, but decision making centres are legitimate targets. 🤷

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

He took his Golden Retriever for a walk along the coast, and since the dog is photogenic, he took an amazing picture.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

The only way to teach your kids how to count.

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@secretsqrl123 24/108 Billion =/= majority. The majority power still lies with the Ellisons.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

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@alphafox @TheJoeySwoll

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@MacticsG1 This whole AI debate is pointless; it's going to happen whether people like it or not, and there is no sense in crying/complaining/whining about it.

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@Sashasha999 6.5

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@ShaunMchugh98 @iMikeZero @xMBGx