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genderless self-modifying H+, biohacker, humanist. servant of Morpheus. knowledge-chaser. sape.

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okay so i've been utterly rekt for the last few months but everyone (medics and family) has been taking really good care of me since i got out of hospital and i should be able to compose a blerg soon that explains wtf happened. sorry sibs, love you all x

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discharged from hospital. will get to messages etc today or tomorrow, fucking knackered rn

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@gabriel_dorthe yeah it was my psychiatrist. my GP concurred. it's most definitely something that predates the vaxx. it does blow though

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"Suggested: Man's Penis Catches Fire After Striptease Gone Wrong"... mate i am only trying to watch Linus Tech Tips, what is -

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it turns out that "to Friar Bacon something" is not at all the common phrase i thought it was

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@DecQuine but i keep forgetting how old i am. balls

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it turns out that for my birthday on the 14th i will be going for an entire day of neurological tests. maybe i can bring cake or something

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@Cynical_CJ what about if my army is just very, very badly painted

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@Cynical_CJ wait, you play Adeptus Custodes?

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@Cynical_CJ it is hard on your feet isn't it

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@DecQuine and i love all of you! (except anyone who has been on Love Island, enjoy your asteroid) 🖤

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dear twitter: please stop telling me about Love Island. honestly i wish it would get hit by a Love Asteroid

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@FXBOY4EVA oh god thank you thank you so much

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@DecQuine hope you caught something big together! 🖤

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@DecQuine a gravely serious issue

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so if i started selling ownership of immortal souls on the blockchain would we, or would we not, trade them around like pokemon

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@PUNISHEDBOULDE2 i actually have a hemlock stash in my house lmao

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@PUNISHEDBOULDE2 i just wanna say you have the best display name on twitter rn

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@Danger_PhD @MichaelSLaufer i'd love one of these, i already have a stuffed plague doctor and a badass cross-stitched one! (if you have any left that is?) my address is in my pinned, sorry for no DM, i'm loath to open mine 🖤

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@DecQuine yeah i'm not sure there actually is a 100% functional family anywhere. there's just a great big truckload of BS happening in mine atm lmao

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sometimes i think my family life has been engineered for the jeremy kyle show