Rick

[ShaneColbert @ChicagosShane]

https://t.co/wYgOHLgn5f

[Kylie Minogue @kylieminogue]

I hear it and I know

[Rick @lerick14]

@Loukas_RS Starbucks failed in Australia as well.

[Rick @lerick14]

@StGeorgeBank Whats going on st george? My savings has been wiped

[Rick @lerick14]

@coherence_e @PKOMITES ,£8¥,6,, ,78797iiii87 I,,9 £€,,0 €

[rosie @rosieanice]

I have started making a super depressing spreadsheet about stand downs. Just looking at major companies, how many workers stood down, and then where I can looking at the profits these companies made in recent years. It is obscene.

[Sally McManus @sallymcmanus]

If employers go into “hibernation”, what about working people? Are we meant to bear the brunt of the cost on $550/week while employers are subsidised? We need an 80% wage subsidy to allow us to “hibernate” without massive economic & job security stress #covid19australia

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.

[Rick @lerick14]

@mrkhndy Hey mate

[Will & Grace @WillAndGrace]

When you're trying to finish your drink before the driver gets there.

[Noely 🤔 @YaThinkN]

Mediocre middle aged bloke over-extends himself based on cushy Govt remuneration, cheats on wife & family with staffer, has over-inflated remuneration reduced as a result of HIS decisions, then squeals poor?

#CryMeAFuckingRiver 🙄

[Rick @lerick14]

Saturday night lights. #Brisbane

[Rick @lerick14]

I think about this article a lot.https://t.co/fJmq9YR8e9

[Event Horizon 'Scope @ehtelescope]

Scientists have obtained the first image of a black hole, using Event Horizon Telescope observations of the center of the galaxy M87. The image shows a bright ring formed as light bends in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun

[Just Sally @MustardSally1]

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me.
Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Historians Uncover Lost Socrates Dialogues Where He Just Gave Up And Started Screaming That Opponent A Fucking Brainwashed Shill https://t.co/vTXlHC8rYA

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pope Spends Afternoon Filling In Glory Holes All Over St. Peter’s Basilica https://t.co/9tksz4My6K