lorne

you will never get the chance to treat me like i’m a piece of shit again.

[ravn @mfnravn]

bitch i’m tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @AdaMattel]

my last two functioning brain cells

[león @skyferrori]

guy i was casually dating just posted announcing he’s now in a relationship

[lorne @lerndelrey]

the moment is a mockumentary abt taylor swift

[lorne @lerndelrey]

yall dont know how back i am

[lorne @lerndelrey]

if you don’t use your blinker i should legally be allowed to shoot your taillights out.. you’re clearly not using them anyway

[lorne @lerndelrey]

if you live in silverlake & go out to bars, please for the love of god wash your swamp ass before going out

[lorne @lerndelrey]

why do my exes always got one crooked ass tooth

[lorne @lerndelrey]

why are all men born in march?

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

[nova @comfypill]

do u fw girls who turn evil when they get overstimulated

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Make Trump work at a Denny’s when all the theatre kids are going there after the premiere of their high school’s Frozen Jr just finished

[uncle female @yoonogy]

what if god yelled WAGON WHEEL WATUSI really loud and scared tf out of all of us rn

[sarah @sablaah]

*chappell roan voice* I’m gonna keep on driving in the

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Good news. I finally figured out who Tim Walz reminds me of.

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

Me when I finally poop on vacation

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[miguel 🐝 @skxnnymiguel]

I THINK THE APPLE’S ROTTEN RIGHT THROUGH THE CORE

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

what happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again