Lesa

Confessions, observations, & complaints.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

There just isn't enough coffee.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

@cityofportland she’s a bit leany. Broadway & MLK

[Lesa @lesamonster]

Anyone want to try Factor meals and get $150 off?
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[Lesa @lesamonster]

While standing in a check-out line this weekend, the women behind me kept grazing my back with the items in her arms. Not sure why she felt the need to stand so damn close to me, but it was ANNOYING.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

The ‘Live Laugh Love’ decor is kinda like today’s equivalent of an away message on AOL Instant Messager.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

Realize now @ORBottleDrop wasn't tagged in my original tweet. - What say you!?

[Lesa @lesamonster]

ORBottleDrop what is the trick to getting the QR code from your app to work at your kiosks and drop locations? Carrying my card around is an inconvenience.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

I wish I could shower and wash my hair 5 times on Sunday so I don't have to do it the rest of the week.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

Beer names these days are just wild.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

Guy at my work telling a story... "My nieces boyfriends brother..." - Shuddup.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

They don't make @Vans like they use to!
Bought myself a replacement pair of SK8-Hi's because I wore my old ones to death. And this new pair is so stiff and squeaky when I walk. Kinda hate it.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

@trimet @flypdx @trimet I think you accidentally uploaded the render of the original station.

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What tastes worse, Ayahuasca or @JeppsonsMalort?

[Lesa @lesamonster]

I had fries with castelvetrano aïoli tonight, and every aïoli will be inferior from now on.

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You're welcome? @HolidayInn

[Lesa @lesamonster]

@Karstan Heard it at 53rd and Glisan! Went on several seconds. Sounded like crazy muffled thunder.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

Thinking about bringing the tv remotes to work so my partner has to find something else to do with his day.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

Yesterday a tweaker turned to me mid-gibberish and said I look like Pamela Anderson. 👀
I’ll have what they’re having.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

This is my favorite password hint question of all time.

[Lesa @lesamonster]

Check out this connection! 👎What are the chances @UnitedAirlines_ is going to hold the PDX flight to allow the delayed passengers to board?