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my ambition is to become a groundskeeper aka the gender neutral form of housewife

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Not me ugly crying for twenty minutes!! Do not watch the new TLOU if you’re in an emotionally fragile state

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@AlexGiaimo @DannyVanity21 @AndreaRussett Those period poops tho

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@ILLUMlNUSNUMB My aunt left me at a train station in the desert and it still shakes me up

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Once again I have nothing but respect and gratitude for the fine folks at @ChildrensMercy who spend their days taking care of sick kids & stressed parents. Every. Single. Time. The staff were about to leave our room the last 5 days they would ask if they could get us anything.

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@drunkhaught But it comes w a free clump every morning

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@drunkhaught @MmmMicrobes I will also take the dog

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@drunkhaught State Farm keeps upping my rates with no notice & I used the roadside assistance twice (that’s why I pay for it) and they kicked me off the plan.

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My Instagram handle is @corndogbicep I’ll miss the earpers bye y’all!

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Is it possible Elon musk wants everybody off Twitter right before a huge election

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Good news! A man told me this week it “only takes five minutes to shower” so the burden of being a caregiver/social worker/grad student while coping with the trauma of my baby almost dying and my wife being temporarily disabled has been lifted! Hallelujah

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In the last 72 hours I missed the @paramore and @lizzo concerts but I did also get no sleep on behalf of my precious newborn so there’s that

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@MikhailSmith876 @Skittles how much did this cost

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am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

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@DoctorMacArthur @Shaydozer We had this light switch installed so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves.

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If you’re gay & have ever thought “I’m glad I didn’t transition” it’s bc UR NOT TRANS. Congrats. You’re now like all the idiots in the 00s who would say dumb unhelpful things like “I could never sleep with someone of the same sex” bc (surprise surprise) they weren’t gay.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Fawning (people pleasing) is one of the most common trauma responses.

This can become a pattern that leads us to betray ourselves.

Here’s why (🧵):

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@drunkhaught Metadice

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*in the waiting room rn*
Me: Wanna Watch @RebootOnHulu w me?
Wife: sure
Me: k I didn’t bring any AirPods or anything bc you still haven’t bought me any
Wife: ���

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Nowadays anyone can become a famous musician on TikTok but in my day you had to be on the Garden State soundtrack.