Bette Porter (Fake/Parody)

I’d like to fucking murder someone. You, maybe. (fake/parody, not associated with Jennifer Beals or The L Word.)

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝

𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻 + 𝗔𝗨, 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗢𝗖𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀.
𝟮𝟭+, 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜.

𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 @LesbianCynicism 𝙖𝙣𝙙 @RuinousSymphony.

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

@artdaughtcr I was trying to save you the struggle.
It’s far too late for me already, of course.

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

It’s too early for this without a joint or coffee.

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

@artdaughtcr …You didn’t see or hear anything.

[Sgt. Marybeth Duffy |parody| @RuinousSymphony]

“ᴏh, ʙig ᴍacho ᴀrmy ᴍedic, ᴀre ᴡe?“

| CANON & AU, Crossovers & OC friendly.|
| Multiverse - Era Flexible.|
| Literate & Descriptive.|
|-MDNI 21+ writers only-|

𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒…
𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 @lesbiansarcasm.

[Tina -parody- @LesbianCynicism]

“𝓘𝓉'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻***𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈.”

𝗧𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗱-𝗣𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿.

⊹༝̩̩̥͙ ༓༝̩̩̥͙
┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚ ҉ ⑅͚˚༝̩̩̥͙ˎ┉
༝̩̩̥͙ ༓༝̩̩̥͙ ⊹ ❥ @lesbiansarcasm

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ & ᴀᴜ, ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀ/ᴏᴄꜱ.
21 + ᴍᴅɴɪ.

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

[@MsTinaKennard]

And suddenly, you have our attention.

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

𝐴𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢,
@MsTinaKennard.

https://t.co/0Y5vIgaZOq

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

I know, it must be so hard to keep your hands off of me.

[Tina -parody- @LesbianCynicism]

Every damn time @lesbiansarcasm.

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

|| TIBETTE STANS STAY WINNING!

Time to come back to this account? 👀

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

|| Active L Word fandom when???

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 ��𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧.

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

@MsTinaKennard @RuinousSymphony — yawned.

“I’ve missed you. You always feel so warm.”

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

@MsTinaKennard @RuinousSymphony — parting from her. “I’m gonna go check on Tina and my toast, go get comfortable. I’ll be in there soon.”

Giving the brunette a smack on the ass, Bette sauntered I totally he kitchen, leaning against the countertop as she —

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

@MsTinaKennard @RuinousSymphony — that formed in her throat, she slipped her panties down her legs and stepped out of them before crawling into bed, in her normal little spoon position. The brunette wiggled against the woman ‘just to get comfy’ before she —

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 ��𝒇 𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒕,
𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤.

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

@MsTinaKennard @RuinousSymphony — tonight. Cuddles?”

[Bette Porter (Fake/Parody) @lesbiansarcasm]

@MsTinaKennard @RuinousSymphony — abandon me. I might need an ever so passionate booty call if things don’t work out with her.”

She gave her little nose scrunch as she peeked up at the brunette, signaling that it was all in a playful manner. “Just for —